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Step 4: Laugh.

Court reinstates Hinds County assistant principal fired for reading 'I Need a New butt' to students A Mississippi court has reversed the termination of assistant principal Toby Price, who was fired for reading a humorous children's book to second graders.

So glad to see that @jedipadmaster.bsky.social won his case in Mississippi!!!!! www.wapt.com/article/court-reinstates... #kidsneedsillybooks

On the regular. I'm so glad they released an updated album last year that included this cover on it so I can easily listen to it at any time.

Simpsons May God Have Mercy On Us All GIF ALT: Simpsons May God Have Mercy On Us All GIF

Bringing four middle schoolers to a comic con tomorrow.

Do not obey in advance.

*sighs* it’s page 1, guys.

Argh! Omelas! Stupid autocorrect.

People talk about the time they're saving and not enough about what they're losing along the way.

I'm attending an event about using AI in schools and I went into some sort of impotent rage when the presenter for a workshop said she asked AI to rewrite "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omegas."

My job would also be easier if I could just make stuff up about education but I am not [squints] the Secretary of Education.

No. Haven’t watched that yet. This is from the most recent issue of Fantastic Four.

HERBIE saying it was worth it.

@ryannorth.ca made me cry about a robot tonight

Ruin a movie title by replacing one word with butthole:
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN BUTTHOLE

Plus he’s so gross on education, the unions won’t turn out for him either

“I asked chatgpt, I asked grok” yeah,well

so much depends

upon

a red wheel

barrow

glazed with rain

water

beside the white

chickens

Everybody’s favorite game: am I mad at Mike today, or do I think he’s very insightful?

It’s so dumb, too, because it would require another constitutional amendment to overturn it.

I like Democrats who DON'T think we should be friends with Nazis.

It feels kind of worse when you know that the CEO of ISTE ASCD used to run edtech for department of ed.

Can’t grift in Massachusetts anymore so going national? So gross.

I just couldn’t renew my ASCD membership because of their silence.

Batman sitting in a meeting saying “this could have been a bat signal”

cartoon

US Baby Name Popularity Visualizer - Engaging Data This fun interactive tool lets you visualize the popularity of different names in the United States from 1880 to 2020.

https://engaging-data.com/baby-name-visualizer/

“School turnaround” research but it’s about elementary school morning dropoff

Cloudy 44 degrees Feels 38 degrees

Boston area. Tomorrow is going to be like our eighth rainy Saturday in a row.

A panel from The Ultimates. Doom is speaking. “You all talk of revolution, comma, but when the decisive moment comes…? Even knowing we will fail – – knowing for an absence certainty – – you refuse to take the necessary steps! What are you waiting for? This world is a prison. What do you have to lose but your chains?”

I just love comics, man. @denizcamp.bsky.social and Juan Frigeri are crushing it on Ultimates.

Son 11.5: what’s the hardest food to eat?
Me: Rocks.
Son: that’s not a food.
Me: not with that attitude it isn’t.

Unfortunately, the AI-pilled consultants of the world assume everybody needs the new thing they are currently on.

I find that the message about equity doesn’t come from the people who make AI, but the in-between evangelizers. They’re the educators and consultants telling everybody how great AI is and the clearly obvious future.