I bet you didn't even share with Peter, Susan and Lucy. 🫤

Fun fact: to aid recognition in the Normandy invasion, all Allied aircraft wore Adidas.

Oh, get proper fucked. I'm due for my biannual booster *today* as it happens, and you bet I will be fucking getting it, even if I have to beat the dose out of Simeon Brown's stupid little face.

I'm not a big F1 guy, but whenever Monster release a new sugar-free flavour, I *will* try it. Lando tastes OK.

'Try look up'? Are you OK?

For real. Her actual 'crime' was disrespecting him. That pissed him off enough to get out of his car and follow her into a burger shop to give her a hard time. He backed off when he realised he was hassling an actual grown-ass citizen/ratepayer, not a scruffy bit of K Rd flotsam.

My wife had an altercation with a cop who threatened to give her a ticket for being two seconds late crossing the road. I love that I have a wife who will tell a dickhead cop to get fucked, and that we live in a country where said cop can get pissy at his authority being defied but can't shoot her.

WW2 was horrible, sure. But imagine how much worse it might have been if Hitler's Wehrmacht hadn't had the foresight to preemptively defend themselves against the threat of Czechoslovakia and Poland.

Me when the cat from next door visits:

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

Guess what movie we watched for Valentimes.

The sad thing is that James Van Der Beek - famously - didn't want to wait for his life to be over.

If cancer had to take someone, it should have been Katie Holmes. Or Michelle Williams. Or that bloke who played Pacey.

A fine example for the younger siblings - you might say he's setting.... a high barfi.
*David Caruso sunglasses meme*

Evidently TPUSA have their own alternative Super Bowl half-time show this year, presumably to protest the real one being too woke. So if you're keen to see proper 'All-American' artists such as Grice Greeby, Cantley Dangle, Fat Whiteguy and Baggy Daggett, they've got you covered.

Catherine O'Hara? No! 71 is still just a bébé.

Joan Jett wearing a black motorcycle jacket, looking sassy enough to present a TV baking competition.

Iggy Pop, golden hair as immaculate as ever, looking gorgeous enough to marry Brad Pitt.

Did I mention that I saw Joan Jett and Iggy Pop last night? Amazing. (Zed and Boh Runga were pretty good too.)

Yesterday a lady at work asked if I had ever played D&D. I managed to not say that I remember when Poison, Paralysis and Death Magic was its own saving throw and I know how to calculate THAC0, and instead just answered in Common (ie I just said, 'Yes, I have.')

I can believe Officer McShootyFace might have whacked his shin on the bumper and got a nasty bruise, which technically counts as 'internal bleeding'. But anything more serious than that? Fuck right off. We're not idiots.

Introduce yourself with:

1 movie
1 book
1 TV show
1 album

(Did I do it right?)

Fiona and Rachel from the traitors

LOL #TheTraitors

Also this:

Bound to happen when the library goes on holiday. 🥳

My wife was posting a review of BTTF when it went down, so your choice of image goes nicely with my joking that's she's the one who broke it.

I didn't do too badly with reviewing most of what I watched in 2025, but I probably need to rein in the 5-star ratings a little bit. #Letterboxd

Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking... YouTube video by Michael M

Are hanging up your stocking on your wall?

Queen, Queen Caroline
Washed her hair in turpentine
Turpentine to make it shine
Free, free Palestine

Have things really gotten so bleak that even the avocados (usually known for their upbeat demeanour) are harbouring suicidal thoughts?

A screenshot of Trump's ludicrously fucked-up Truth Social post attacking beloved filmmaker Rob Reiner.

Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.

I was just thinking about maybe rewatching Stand By Me, or This Is Spinal Tap or The Princess Bride. Decided there's no need because I've seen them all so many times already, then just got really, really sad instead.

If I'm in the right frame of mind, I sort of enjoy how they sound like a bunch of people noisily saying 'Blah bleh blah blah mleh bluhh blah bleh.' But yeah, they can be pretty annoying.