Please don't tell anyone how merritt lives, breakfast-wise patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Man our show is really funny

this was only the second of three phone calls made to tom, the ceo of burger king, on this week's episode of the show

this was only the second of three phone calls made to tom, the ceo of burger king, on this week's episode of the show

we were so honored to have @barackobama.bsky.social on the show this week!

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You can't talk about Scary Movie without bringing our main man Mike Tiddies along for the ride

You can't talk about Scary Movie without bringing our main man Mike Tiddies along for the ride

we spent an unbelievable amount of time talking about andrew dice clay on this week's episode. i'm pissed off and sorry.

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bane's in court and not listening to counsel. whomst among us

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this week on the program we talk about the olympics and we also invent a brand new sport, the rules of which i have already forgotten

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introducing the ball peen wife

still image from the podcast If You're Driving Close Your Eyes John, left, is leaning back in wild laughter. Merritt, middle, has just suggested something to discuss and is very pleased with herself. Niki, right, looks directly into the camera looking completely fed up.

What do you think @merrittk.com has just suggested we talk about on this coming Monday's episode of the show based on this image?

This week on the program, we talk about the concept of "lunch debt" pod.link/1648903956/

All the X-Men are here!

In which we pine for the sequel to Osmosis Jones that never was

thank you

This week on the podcast, we come up with some new slogans for cigarettes! If anyone knows anyone at Philip Morris International please let us know

this week on the podcast, we all learn about the beauty of the human body, and all of the cool things that can happen to it! we're a medical history podcast

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Witness the birth of a Dark Yule-niverse shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

Save 50% on Fledgling Manor on Steam A supernatural horror visual novel where vampires compete to save their eternal unlives in a high-stakes reality show.

hello. Fledgling Manor is on sale for 50% off right now. it makes a perfect holiday gift for the freak in your life. look around at your closest friends. if you dont see a freak, its you. get yourself something nice

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Hey. What's with the lamp

Get more from If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes on Patreon creating podcasts

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hey @nikigrayson.com is back on the program and they didn't miss a beat

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@ifyouredriving.bsky.social is pretty consistently the funniest podcast in my feed and i listen to a lot of podcasts. this episode featuring @merrittk.com, @floppyadult.com, and @brazyazn.bsky.social is NSFW for discussion of vienna sausages, bell peppers, and yoshi’s island.

Michael's Milk

Just say "If You're Driving" to your local Denny's server and they will bring you a Michael's Milk on the house

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Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog

as if there was any doubt, @brazyazn.bsky.social is a man of culture