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Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

I was still a kid when my state implemented indoor smoking bans but I remember how hazy and pungent the ones in bowling alleys at the time were, I couldn't even imagine every public space smelling and looking like that constantly

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Blusky autotag for "sexually suggestive", as if a show marketed for children is this, inherently :/

Fuck you too Blusky

dark grey muscle man

Pepsi Man

fucking look at this shit

an office worker running at full tilt towards a window

3 windows completely shattering at the force of one man going postal

the aforementioned man hurtling through the air

he's transforming into a dark grey muscle man lmao

the first Precure anime is pretty alright for the most part but every once in a while it done some truly insane shit like have the latest small arc villain bolt towards and through a window, hurtling into the air while transforming into Magical Girl Pepsiman

Me, holding a giant pork sparerib

I won!

I had to live through everyone doing this with Eric Cartman in middle school this isn't a nostalgia cycle I'm willing to tolerate

I'm imposing a moratorium on people doing Trump impressions because all of you can't do it and also keep forgetting to be funny

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Despite zero evidence I believe that we are friends

Kodak XX
Nikon n80

#filmphotography

I got invited to a meat raffle tonight, hoping I win something to properly kick off Grilling Season

I'm mad that the last time I went into one it was being staffed by this extremely unpleasant man in his 40s or 50s who not only aggressively quizzed me on the birthdate of my driver's license but was also blaring antisemitic conspiracy podcast drivel because IME I fully agree

Rokko's Modern Basilisk

Common ZAQ Banger

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

Former New York Mayor Eric Adams Granted Albanian Citizenship Former New York City Mayor Eric Adams has been granted Albanian citizenship and issued an Albanian passport.

🚨ERIC ADAMS IS ALBANIAN🚨

albaniandailynews.com/news/former-...

Fun fact! There's a whole community dedicated to jailbreaking and modding kindles. You don't need to settle for this.

kindlemodding.org

I swear if we just whip around to the modern day equivalent of showing newsreels and looney tunes shorts in theaters it will be the funniest thing

(I think this is gonna depend on whether some antitrust shit happens to the media landscape in the next 5-10 years, among other Events, but who knows)

Callin' herself Oblivionis the way she formulates her legal opinions

More like Sakiko Tog-law-wa amiri

Alright see u in court fukr

Oh yeah, well *I'm* Mikekatsu, what do you think of that?

I'm still at default 60-70% energy depending on when in the day you're talking to me which is better than how I was early last week but it's still annoying I wanna be at full capacity for Doing Stuff already

Tired of having this cold, man

I don't watch or like streamers of any kind, and I don't know anything about Hasan beyond the constant stray bits of drama that get flung into my timeline. But I am extremely fucking tired of seeing pundits rend their garments over shit like this while the world burns. There are real problems.

"Mobile Apps are just Make-Work programs for Software Devs" theory undefeated