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Posts by Deviant Newt

I do have my moments, don't I? *hair toss*

4 hours ago 1 0 0 0

I have eggs and carrots to use.

So, obviously I'm going to make carrot cake muffins.

But I don't have cream cheese for the frosting!

I do have yogurt though. So, I'm gonna make a labneh frosting ( the yogurt is now straining)

4 hours ago 3 0 2 0

People were right and I DON'T LIKE THAT 😤

20 hours ago 0 0 0 0

I hate this. Oh, what's "this"? "This" is the fact that practice DOES make you better at things (I'm struggling less with Inkscape)

23 hours ago 6 0 1 0

It's ok, I'it's part of the process I guess :') And I finished the season, so that's over for now, until the next silly trigger x)

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

I'm still sorry about the job :( but yeah, less stress sounds like a good confidence.

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

Right?! Oh well, at least this time I didn't burst into tears:')

1 day ago 1 0 1 0
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a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched ALT: a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched

Me : "aaaah, watching TV shows to escape the bullshit that is my own life"
Scrubs : "haha look, autoimmune disease!"
Me:

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You know what? Yes, these are the perfect posts to finish the day, I can now shut down my computer and all social media, nothing will top that.

(Pun intended :p)

1 day ago 1 0 0 0
Brass snail

Brass snail

Brass snail mesuring tape

Brass snail mesuring tape

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

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Cave bear <3

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WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO

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Maka

3 days ago 7781 1947 23 0

I'm trying not to, mostly just acknowledging my feelings, even if many of them aren't logical or true. i also definitely need to sleep ><

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

I *will* finish this fucking project despite the many hurdles, despite the fact that it was obviously too complex for a first try. Yes, I'll feel bad all along , because boohoo I'm a failure, but I'll fucking finish it, even it's just a silly thing.

2 days ago 4 0 1 0
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And sooooo tasty :p

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

But it's literally the only thing I can do against My Fuckass Disease.
(Not going to cure it with food, I'm just talking about giving my body as much of the stuff it needs so it struggles as little as possible)

2 days ago 3 0 0 0

I'm trying to get on top of my diet, nutritional needs to be met and all that, and it's actually crazy the amount of food I need? Proteins especially are so hard to get, even more since I want to eat more vegetarian (not giving up eggs and milk though).

2 days ago 3 0 2 0

Once again, my kingdom to the baker who'll knead my muscles like bread dough. The back of my thighs is killing me because I'm a stupid motherfucker who overdid it, AGAIN.

2 days ago 2 0 0 0

(Vous le savez pas encore, mais vous avez aussi besoin de voir Venom qui lit le scénar de Bruce Livingstone. Regardez les vidéos de Quantum Break sur sa chaîne pour avoir un échantillon, perso je veux savoir si il arrivera à tout lire avant de mourir de rire et devenir aussi rouge que son pull))

3 days ago 1 0 0 0

Vive les deux écrans parce que sans, j'aurais pas vu pop son post et j'aurais fait sa pub à sa place parce que, je le dis ici aussi : j'ai besoin de ce Dramatic Reading (faut prononcer à la française ofc) dans ma vie. Et Venom, il a besoin des likes et du public : l'échange est équivalent.

3 days ago 3 1 1 0
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Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

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Me this morning, staring at my light therapy lamp like a moth wanting to make sweet sweet love to a streetlight : "No pressure, but I'm really counting on you to fix me, buddy."

3 days ago 6 0 0 0

Saaaaame.

3 days ago 1 0 0 0
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Convinced @alsagone.bsky.social to watch Hellbenders with me.
With a single picture :

3 days ago 5 0 2 1

bitch what red, what branding?! cancer and various nasty shit doesn't give a fuck about all that, get a cheap stainless steel you can scrub the ever living hell out of and learn to cook with it or a cheap-ish ceramic coated non-stick pan AND STOP USING METALLIC UTENSILS IN THEM

4 days ago 4 0 1 0

GET YOURSELF A PAN THAT WON'T GIVE YOU FUCKING CANCER THEN, TREAT YOURSELF BETTER

4 days ago 1 0 1 0

tl;dr : babes, your pan looks like it belongs to a white cishet frat boy.

4 days ago 3 0 2 0

If it's stainless steel, the dark stuff is just burnt in remnants of food.

If it used to be a non-stick pan, the dark stuff is the non-stick coating hanging on for dear life and you're supposed to trash teflon pans as soon as they get scratched because it's Not Good

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