Boredom Beer ®️

what’s the name of Matilda’s mean principal? Mrs AssBulge?

Bluesky is a place where every single post you see is a direct personal attack against you and you alone

dude wake up are you ok

Running into the bathroom to ask Gemini what it’s like to feel stoned before hitting the joint for the first time at a party

The Internet was a beautiful thing for a while. It is now exclusively for people who are mentally ill. One might think that would make it a niche product, but it remains mainstream by making more and more people mentally ill.

“us locals are used to seeing a gator emerge from the visiting team’s dugout and help himself to a goose or ballplayer, but we forget that not everyone here is familiar”

there’s one

lifting a guy’s jersey over his head and giving him haymakers to the solar plexus are good. In moderation.

you’ve Clicked your last Cookie, homey

doctor at the hospital where they invented the term ‘preggers’: we’ll have to do a biopsy to see if it’s maliggers

Famous Quotes:

“Bonjour, je suis muzzy”

I told you tone, a guy on my crew is hookin up with a nicu nurse

CHRISSHY WHAT THE FUCK IS DA NICU GONNA DO WITH SIZE 6 OVAHNIGHTS

In many video games your character never goes on the computer. Consider this

dogs love me cause I’m crazy sniffable

born in wisconsin

#harrypotter

Battlefield 1 Official Reveal Trailer YouTube video by Battlefield

youtu.be/c7nRTF2SowQ?...

Love the shot where even the character has to cover his ears

I think they just go wherever, like farm animals

oh so THATS why they called it RedBox

How is that your or anyone else’s duty?

Two notifications over a blurred ios background (neon paper icon) This appears to be a long document! Save time with an Al Summary? (neon hot dog icon) That appears to be a huge hot dog! Grind it between a robot's toothy gears? Extruding a coarse pink mash?

oh I’ll SHOW you hyperfixating

movie is such a great name for them. yeah they do

One missing artifact is unknowingly downloading some some random remix of a song and it being 100 X better than the original and you never knowing that that wasn't the original

*guy from Rogue Squadron describing the spaceships voice*

“The 3rd-generation Nissan Altima 3.5SL debuted in 2001 for the 2002 model year. It was the first mass-market product built on Nissan's new FF-L platform, which was unique to North America and had no equivalent model in Japan.”