I just can’t do it…

Everything I was lied to about Node.js came true with Elixir #ElixirLang #frontend #javascript #reading-list

🔗 Everything I was lied to about Node.js came true with Elixir

#ElixirLang #frontend #javascript #reading-list

I have become religious about timers

Heating frying pan? Timer
Boiling water? Timer
Filling bathtub? Timer
Literally anything: Timer

time on the internet makes me lean towards hating people in general

my wife gets Facebook ads about random obscure stuff we talk about, even if we’ve never talked about it before, and I don’t.

The difference? She has Facebook and messenger installed on her phone and I do not…

🤔🕵️‍♂️

I hate reviewing AI generated code when I know the dev didn’t read it

One of the reasons I left a job was because they decided I was paid too much based on where I lived (part of their DEI) and told me I'd never get a raise because of it. I had even took a huge cut to my usual salary to work there originally, because I liked the company.

It was common for me in at least two places I worked.

a cartoon of a chicken with sweat drops on it 's face ALT: a cartoon of a chicken with sweat drops on it 's face

sk_live

When writing about Property-Based testing, I found they were much more solid and comprehensive than usual tests, due to their more general (properties vs examples). They weren’t used because they felt more complex and time-intensive to write, despite being shorter and having to change them less.

to young people: you may at some point have heard about the Y2K problem. some people may have told you it wasn't a big deal

i need you to understand the only reason it wasn't a big deal was that everyone spent loads of time fixing code before it could become a problem, which is why it never did

did they also not support the takeover in Venezuela?

signal chat

I have a personal chat literally called "Note to Self"

I'm going to start streaming again in spring/summer when my home office addition is done (it's been over a year now).

We should do at least one stream where you walk me through how to build with Ash ;)

i've looked at it a few times and i just get really turned off every time

i want to like it

On September 12th 2024 macOS version 15.0 Sequoia was certified to conform to the UNIX 03 standard.

Just realized Apple still puts in the work to conform to the UNIX standard.

* On September 12th, 2024, macOS version 15.0 Sequoia was certified under the UNIX 03 standard. www.opengroup.org/openbrand/re...

use the gist and not the image. there is a mistake in the local lspinfo variable

If you use lazyvim, this is the only thing that worked for me

gist.github.com/ryanwinchest...

"How can an Elixir web application be faster for end-users than one written in C?"

i like good lasagna. fuck bad lasagna for sure, though

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i have this same one i moved to a dusty basement (construction going on) where it has sat for many months without being used.... ran a long extension cord to it recently and it just printed fine

I disable those ones

Velux curb mount skylight and two 2x4x8 SPF

Grab a sun tunnel too.

Bring it to my house and I’ll pay you back when you get here, thanks

Spoiler:

which one of those is you 🤣

Internet roadtrip path map

Internet roadtrip screenshot showing blueberry statue

Internet roadtrip screenshot showing Nova Scotia coast

Update: After many detours, including a quest to see a giant statue of a smiling blueberry, the Internet Roadtrip is exploring the gorgeous Nova Scotia coast neal.fun/internet-roadtrip

i don't really have any great advice...

build projects that require skills you think you lack