This NYE, don't forget the threat paper lanterns pose to wildlife. A more humane alternative is to take something else which is also a threat to wildlife, such as Stuart Radbourne, Master of the now disbarred Avon Vale Hunt, entangle them in wire mesh and decorate with fairy lights or candles.

Why is it that there's a load of different men who live in the Flash House with the Flash dog cleaning the Flash kitchen, but only ever one at a time in the advert?