Metallica’s “Turn the Page” was not needed.

Who needs trousers?

One more cancer that dude beat!

The Wagnificent Seven

I keep thinking about this. Plus Biden, they’re all born in the 1940s.

But does the carpet bombing match the drapes?

How’s their marble supply?

From the top rope

Need a Sandwich Artist

Diddy?

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Thank you, but I already have a Samsung fridge I hate.

Kash Bail?

Wet Ass Russki?

It’ll be a nice workout for our bladders to get them in shape for when there’s a grave to mark.

I heard the boss is a real micro- manager.

The Pink Tariff

Gonna need full bladders for when there’s a grave.

Send your mom over here. We’re still missing three!

I still use Premiere, but frustrated with it. Only use it because it’s built in. I’m curious about giving CapCut a try.

This piece deserves a Pole-itzer.

Lazlo in Real Genius!