Me when they minted the last penny 😭

orange iphone in a hand and such

who’s gonna get the pumpkin spice latte iphone 17 pro? #iphone #iphone17 #apple #timeapple

me when june 1st hits… happy pride month!

In the new Lilo and Stitch, Ohana means marine biology 🐟

God really did the funniest thing. He took Pope Francis after meeting JD Vance. And now the new Pope, Robert Prevost, bashes JD Vance on Twitter #chefskiss

me next pls im tired too

A badly photoshopped photo of Pope Francis’s head on the meme classic of Professor Farnsworth from Futurama, where he said “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”

But I also love that Pope Francis was like, 'I’m out' after meeting JD Vance.

If I send you this, I’m just in shock and processing the crazy stuff you just said 😳 #whitelotus

Happy #NationalInternetFriendsDay

A nostalgic Myspace Top 8 friends list template featuring early 2000s emo and scene aesthetics. It includes categories like “Your Bestie,” “Fav Teammate,” “Your Crush <3,” “Fav Family Mmbr,” “Fav Band,” “Pen Pal,” “Friend/Enemy </3,” and of course, “Tom” as a default friend. The layout mimics the classic MySpace design with pixelated profile pictures, over-the-top friend labels, and a bold friend count at the top. Sigh old internet days.

I miss when my biggest stress was choosing my MySpace Top 8… simpler times. Miss you, Tom, my first friend 😭❤️

a very sad pop up saying tiktok is banned in the united states… because it’s an app owned by a chinese company but did politicians forget cambridge analytica????

My ass already tried to open Tiktok like 10 times out of habit… even though it’s banned now 😭

to the shadow realm he goes!!!

Mark Zuckerberg wearing a gold pendant necklace on a blue sweater, juxtaposed with a collection of golden Millennium Items from the anime Yu-Gi-Oh, including the Millennium Puzzle, Eye, and Rod.

Hear me out… what if Mark Zuckerberg stumbled upon one of the Millennium Items, and that’s why he’s been acting so different lately? 👀 YAMU!! #yugioh #lol

Mark Zuckerberg’s new policies for meta announcement hahahaha… bluesky get ready for another influx!

RIP Jimmy Carter 🥺 Gone too soon. He was just a kid. Forever 100 ❤️🪽

Lol and genmoji on ios 18.2 hates prembroke corgis like what are these… Tim Apple fix it! 🤣

A four-panel image featuring Sabrina Carpenter, wearing a strapless pink dress and black gloves, standing on a staircase. Each panel contains subtitles: "Welcome to A Nonsense Christmas." "You could've been anywhere tonight," "but instead, you're here, half-watching a big screen," "while scrolling social media on a smaller screen."

Sabrina Carpenter really clocked us on Netflix in A Nonsense Christmas

I heard an asteroid is coming… so where should I stand?

Yesterday was Thursday, today is Black Friday. But let’s not forget to honor Rebecca Black, the true inventor of Friday. Deals fade, but her legacy? Eternal.

Me watching the National Dog Show:

“That’s definitely a very good dog… and that also a very good dog… oh look that’s a mop!”

A fluffy corgi dog with bright eyes and its tongue out eagerly stares at a bowl of shredded turkey being held in front of them, ready for a special Thanksgiving treat. The cozy home setting and patterned rug add warmth to the moment.

I think @lilo.bsky.social has a lot to be thankful for this Turkey Day 😅. Wishing everyone a warm and joyful Thanksgiving filled with love, good food, and gratitude. 🧡 #corgi #corgicrew #corgisky

Running in the winter separates the 'runners' from the ✨RUNNERS✨ 🏃‍♂️

A corgi dog lies on the couch, resting its head dramatically on a human’s leg. Its soulful, pleading eyes gaze upward, as if silently begging, “Don’t leave me, human. How could you even think of leaving me?” The cozy setting and soft fur amplify the emotional weight of this heartbreaking moment.

I had dinner plans… but this face is making me rethink everything. How can I leave when Lilo’s cuteness is this powerful? @lilo.bsky.social, you win every time! 🥺❤️ #corgi #corgicrew #corgisky

I’ve sit in a few Twitter Spaces and Clubhouse rooms with him before… and they were some of the most painfully dull and lifeless conversations ever. We have enough podcasts in the world 😭

The Matt Gaetz of hell is closed… now many more to close up 🥰

a man in a suit and tie is asking how did you know i love this song ALT: a man in a suit and tie is asking how did you know i love this song

yes yes yes

A side-by-side comparison of two Jaguar logos. On the left is the classic, iconic design featuring a sleek, leaping jaguar in black, paired with bold, refined lettering. On the right is the “totally real redesign,” showcasing a cheerful, cartoon jaguar wearing a royal crown and red cape, sitting atop a clean, minimalist font. The playful new design is clearly intended to embrace a modern yet whimsical identity shift.

I had the honor to redesign the new Jaguar logo! You’re upset about losing the iconic design—you’re not wrong. But we embraced the modern minimalist trend—like IKEA (meatballs, anyone?). After hearing your feedback, we made it chic yet alive—half for you, half for us. We all can’t be purrfect! 🐆

same bestie same… except for for one or two things or threew

A close-up of a hand holding a paper fortune teller. The four visible flaps are labeled with: “Attorney General,” “Department of Health,” “Secretary of Defense,” and “Made up a new department in the gov for funsies,” suggesting a humorous take on decision-making. The background is a plain blue surface.

Donald Trump probably whipped out one of these fortune tellers when picking his cabinet because honestly, how else do you explain it? 😂😭

I mean elon said my body my truck