Didn’t know who to tell this to, but several of my favorite songs to listen too basically only exist as mp4s on my iCloud Drive “desktop.” One of them might also be on SoundCloud.

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I always thought I knew how to use stairs, but it’s nice to have confirmation.

Wonka chocolate formula = 40% Cacao, 10% exotic milk, 1% lost mother’s love, 49% singing about chocolate.

From the minute you land, even the planes say “I’m walking here, hey I’m walking here”

You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

I used to fantasize about normal stuff, like being trapped in a candy store overnight with Keanu Reeves while avoiding international terrorists, but lately, my fantasies are like, “Ooh, yeah baby, I’m staffed on a network show that has a 22 episode order. Every writer gets a script. Mmm, yeah.”

When you take a hot shower in the winter and just want to stay in there forever

Getting a little tired of all the unprecedented. Maybe we could have a couple precedenteds sprinkled in

Flight map holding seat for “Defying Gravity”

Holding space on my flight for the lyrics of Defying Gravity.

Sorry I could only afford economy…

#wicked #defyinggravity

The distance to the moon is less then 250,000 miles? I put on more than that in my first car

Hot star summer!

Terrible Game Idea: IKEA roguelike. Traverse a maze of furniture, collect random trinkets with unpronounceable names, try to find the exit.

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

It’s crazy to think that because of wifi in airplanes and Facebook marketplace I COULD buy a used Camry from the sky. Unfortunately I’d still have to meet in the well lit side of the Ralph’s parking lot to get the keys

Maybe you’ll meet them on the internet today?

It's been a bit of a weird year and I am genuinely concerned about my Spotify Wrapped playlist when it appears

Shakespeare for the 21st century...

7. “To even, or can’t even, that is the question”
6. “All that glisters is not goals”
5. “Out, dammed Spotify!”
4. “As You, like, Like It”
3. “Romeo, Romeo, WTF Romeo?!”
2. “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your earbuds”
1. “Alas, poor Yorick. He got ratio'd”

Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest

#ScriptSky describe your current #WIP using only 2 posters

This Astro Bot PS5 controller is cute

Yo, Jaws 2 the game where you play as the shark

Things I miss from Gaming when I was a kid

🎮 Reading the game manual on the way home over and over

🎮 Playing the most random obscure game cos it was all you could get

🎮 the smell of a new game when you opened the case

🎮 4 Player Splitscreen at a friend's house

Good Times 😩

Everytime I go to a doctor the background music makes me feel like I’m in an 80s movie. Sliding around like risky business in a patient gown

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