The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

I’m winning not we are

I’m just not paying the license anymore

Dragging it out of multiple days like reading The Sun website every morning…

It’s pretty depressing checking BBC News every morning to see another spun out headline story about their undercover migrant rule breaking investigation. Like logging onto The Sun or Express. This close to the May elections. SMH

Titled: Epstein Queen

Lego Style Music Video from Iran via PersiaBoi Studios

Slaps

cat in the hat is wearing a red and white hat and a red bow tie ALT: cat in the hat is wearing a red and white hat and a red bow tie

I thought it was a Dr

Hahaha TWO WEEKS KLAXON!

If Orban had just embraced the eyeliner… it would have been a different story

I was thinking dog and gun. If you know you know….

Why???? This is not a hat they signed up for

Congratulations from 🇬🇧!! 💪💪

Gaza has just been spotted outside JD Vance’s house with a couple of fishing rods and a bucket of KFC

We eat fagots over here.. 😉 which leads to some interesting google suggestions…

The only think I can think of doing is making some goulash.

Photo of Obama and Biden enjoying a shared joke. “Now he’s blockading the blockade.”

Mark Hammond: “Now he’s blockading the blockade.”

I changed my oil for the first time ever this weekend. Saved a bomb ££ as they say in the UK and happy to report no drops on the road. It was actually pretty easy.

You love to see it

J.D. Vance as Death going down a series of doors marked Pope Francis, Iran negotiations, Viktor Orban’s re-election and U.S. midterms.

“They have no navy… there navy is totally gone….”

I get a terrible feeling we will be making him England manager for the World Cup….

Good!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Gaza has just been spotted outside JD Vance’s house with a couple of fishing rods and a bucket of KFC. (Niche British joke…)

Gaza has just been spotted outside JD Vance’s house with a couple of fishing rods and a bucket of KFC

Gaza has just been spotted outside JD Vance’s house with a couple of fishing rods and a bucket of KFC

Gaza has just been spotted outside JD Vance’s house with a couple of fishing rods and a bucket of KFC