Hey man. At the end of day, we’re on the same side. It doesn’t matter who’s maverick or who’s Goose. As long as we manage to defeat that conveniently anonymous nation.

Goose tried to eject successfully

We’ll let the public decide. Tho, to be fair, you do have the short arse weirdo thing nailed.
Maybe I am Goose? (Grows tash)

But if there was beach volleyball game - would you be shirt on or off?

You’ve expressed being quite satisfied with the prospect of being behind me in an enclosed space throughout your entire adult life before.

Mate.

We both know who’d be goose.

No ref is against your team. Sometimes they get shit wrong. Shit happens. Move on.

I recommend poker face as a perfect combo of entertainment and mentally engaging. On Sky.

Baffling. Baffling this machinery that has the sole purpose of punching holes in people so devastating they die on the spot is literally what people are demanding the right to own. They put warning labels on the takeaway coffee at the counter next to the shop you buy your ‘god given right’

A million times this. I honestly cannot fathom the cognitive process that goes ‘I am ok with doing this act’. Be it by gun, knife or any other means. Guns are an accessible means to have the worst possible consequences of the worst possible impulses or behaviours.

Letter from Kurt Vonnegut to high school students - "Dear Xavier High School, and Ms. Lockwood, and Messrs Perin, McFeely, Batten, Maurer and Congiusta: I thank you for your friendly letters. You sure know how to cheer up a really old geezer (84) in his sunset years. I don’t make public appearances any more because I now resemble nothing so much as an iguana. What I had to say to you, moreover, would not take long, to wit: Practice any art, music, singing, dancing, acting, drawing, painting, sculpting, poetry, fiction, essays, reportage, no matter how well or badly, not to get money and fame, but to experience becoming, to find out what’s inside you, to make your soul grow. Seriously! I mean starting right now, do art and do it for the rest of your lives. Draw a funny or nice picture of Ms. Lockwood, and give it to her. Dance home after school, and sing in the shower and on and on. Make a face in your mashed potatoes. Pretend you’re Count Dracula. Here’s an assignment for tonight, and I hope Ms. Lockwood will flunk you if you don’t do it: Write a six line poem, about anything, but rhymed. No fair tennis without a net. Make it as good as you possibly can. But don’t tell anybody what you’re doing. Don’t show it or recite it to anybody, not even your girlfriend or parents or whatever, or Ms. Lockwood. OK? Tear it up into teeny-weeny pieces, and discard them into widely separated trash recepticals. You will find that you have already been gloriously rewarded for your poem. You have experienced becoming, learned a lot more about what’s inside you, and you have made your soul grow. God bless you all! Kurt Vonnegut"

The Kurt Vonnegut letter to those high school kids is never wrong -

It’s been a belter

Seconded. But I am a guitar geek

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Awesome. Trivialities matter tho, cos I’m away with work in three weeks. Well, I’l be heading back around then

You’re here in three weeks?

I’m thinking ‘less sober Paula’ went down the route of ‘if I have a sauna while I sleep, I’ll be brand new tomorrow’
There’s logic there

Just saying… think about it. It makes sense

Or, bear with me, were they caused by an ejector seat incident in a parallel existence?

I’m sorry, man. I don’t think I said I disliked them. I just didn’t like them. Kind of ambivalent towards them. Sorry.

I think you need to sleep upside down now. Lot of compression and disk bulging. You might really be 6’2”

Take a look at you now….

And pretty persuasion. It’s hard cos they’re like four bands in one.

Right now, on the spot: Leave

It’s brutal - but what a metaphor for the extremes of modern society and what it can boil down to with enough potential reward in the table

Ok. Finale time. Not been too bad after that slow start.

I think you might

You ever watched Apple and Onion? It’s a belting kids show he voices

I like Richard Ayoade in it too. He’s great.

Bob Mortimer
‘Sssh. It’s just magic’

The man is a national treasure. Protect him at all costs.

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