"sorry I can't come to your once-in-250-years party. I'll be busy doing something it would actually make much more logical sense to do four days later. I bumped it up on purpose so I could throw it in your face. eat shit forever, amen"

there is no hater on earth like a hater from Chicago

Just started this show!!

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Wily coyote who swam to Alcatraz gets ‘much fatter’ on prison island diet Officials are monitoring if the canine is preying on the island’s seabirds.

Imagine being a 400th generation rat, thinking you are the apex predator, and then along comes fuzzy Godzilla.

sfstandard.com/2026/01/27/c...

CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER

IT IS WORKING

CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF

CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU

THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT

AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN

Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw' A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.The killing of 37-year-old mother Renee Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross last...

A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.

Indiana O-linemen are LAYING WOOD man

ESPORTS TALENT

TAKE AN IMPROV CLASS! AUDITION FOR VOICE ACTING

You have the equipment, you have the experience. Just do it!!

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice Share This Editorial

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/

most biff poggi quote that’s ever poggi’d

cook

ask the cop for a side of ranch

im not gonna say all time bc I havent read all of ash's tweets but holy moly

follow her for more bangers (the bar is now very high, ash!)

Homey literally said "touch mass"

Ash, this is a banger fucking tweet

I just wanted you to know that

Texas Tech head coach Joey McGuire urges fans to limit tortilla tossing against Kansas
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We Will Rebuild

🤣🤣 its the confidence it stated that with too

Les vainqueurs de la Bastille devant l'Hôtel de Ville, by Paul Delaroche, 1831-39, 📸 by @marciojsanchez.bsky.social

🙃

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Imagine separating these two

some of these are old af and i couldnt care less

I got a whole folder of bonk memes at the house, and you're going to deserve every single one for this tweet ash

eeeeeeyupp

I prefer to read this like a war update in the mid-2030s