Christ-miss me with the seasons greetings. Some may call me an allhoof Scrooge but bahhh Hamburg I say to them!

This is how I greet the first pee of the day.

If they did that, topping such a feat would be incredibly Toph

er...

Grace-fully, they didn't paint themselves into that corner.
Pic unrelated.

Is it me, am I the special guest? Oh wait... I think I would know if I was 😔

tag yourself I am the tiny turquoise one to the right of center 😍

Do you run on your way to the goon session or just stroll down the edge of the pavement?

me when people watch piano streamers on a smart tv instad of their computers

Someone needs to find a way to prevent Umamusume: Pretty Derby being mainlined into my veins. I have lost all purpose.

If one glimpses you playing from a stealthy location, is that a sneak peak?

Today @jonathanong.bsky.social played Fat Bottom Girls. My favourite Fat Bottom Girl is Margaret Thatcher. Not because she had a nice dumpy, but because she resides in the bottom layer of hell, where she once came from. Definitely a girl many loved watching her leave.

me and the boys raiding into Jessie's stream when the stream was ending in 30 seocnds

If you need a taste of the high life DON'T try eating the soil atop your nearest mountain, it's not worth the price of fixing your gut bacteria.

Thought-canceling headphones

Hahaha... Unless?

You always struck me as the kind of person who made 144p videos typing out song lyrics recorded with Unregistered HyperCam 2.

a woman is riding on the back of a pink horse Alt: a woman is riding on the back of a large pink horse as stageshow lights flash the author of this post wishes deeply that it was Jonathan, but sadly it is not.

Happy @jonathanong.bsky.social day everyone; may you all be cursed with the existential fear of being associated with ponies.

I bruised my pointy finger liking piano tutorial thirst traps too hard and now fingy no worky 😖 how I supposed to learn Three Blind mice now?? 😫

I'm elusive like that 😁

You needed a glass door? Yeah I sure hope you have more than just that one they're pretty useful! Have you tried having a window as well? Similar thing but next to no chance of someone walking through them.

Heck yeah bartering like we are in a tribal society. Sounds like a win-win-win! I'll be sure to thank you when I get a BAFTA as a result of the domino effect this deal kicks off.

What am I supposed to do with half a photo of a keyboard?

I use Bluesky as my form of therapy. I don't have a better understanding of why I am like I am so will have to get back to you on how funny or damaged I am.

LMAO nice tell him I sent you next time you tune in, that way I get paid.

It's me. I'm the 6th star.

Your health is low, do you have any potions, or food?

As it should be.

MLM is the noise I make when I lick ice-cream. That's it. That's the punchline. Please clap.

When Gimmick Accounts Crash Out YouTube video by Izzzyzzz

Why did the algorithm recommend this to me?
youtu.be/G2EBUMotwAk
By the way, I got a brand deal to promote this really cool MLM, more info coming tomorrow.

This is why I never walk. Can't exceed expectations if it never happens. Doctor very concerned about my philosophy but I didn't expect him to agree. Mind you didn't expect him to disagree either.

Yo wait horses aren't just donkeys but with a new coat of paint?