YOU BETTER BE SINGING!!!!

SHOOT IT IN MY VEINS!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

And making your husband hold the phone so you can still text the group chat is essential fandom

Fandom is sometimes watching the 4th quarter from a grocery store aisle

You having to work today should be illegal

Ok so we lost a playoff game. You know who doesn’t get to lose a playoff game? The golden state warriors because they didn’t make the playoffs.

Oh to be a fly on the wall when Dame probably told him to fuck off

ALL of our special guys should be on the bench and we will all yell at Dundon and Tyle about the fact that they aren’t at the parade

Look at our special guys in the playoffs!

Honestly this is elite level snack bagging

Solid selection! Are you bagging items within the bag?

I respect this!

I like this! I have multiple snack bag ideas but I think I’m picking a classic trail mix, kettle chips and a bag in the bag with apple slices and cheese

What would be in your court-side gallon sized snack bag?

I thought him and Sheel Tyle would at least wait until next season to really piss us off but I was very wrong

Absolutely!

It’s easy to forget! Dundon is so easy to blame because he’s awful but being awful doesn’t bother him.

*Dundon and Tyle
Gotta blame them both!

In reality tv terms:

Bullying Dundon will do nothing because he is shameless. Bullying Sheel is the way to go because he seems susceptible to shame.

Shout out to the person sitting court-side at the rockets vs lakers game holding a gallon sized zip lock bag full of snacks. You are the highlight of this game

Wonder how Steve “We’re Champions Again” Kerr is feeling tonight

Well we know it won’t be late hotel check out times

Not a very aspirational 4th quarter by the Clippers

blazers in the playoffs and a therapy breakthrough? is this what dopamine feels like?!

The Blazers should win the championship this year as a prank.

Y’all know the words by now! Everyone sing and make sure you use the accent!

OH MY BASKETBALL GODS!!!