Ist er ein Ferengi?!

Wait, introduced as in "to his music" or as in "to him personally"? Because in case it's the latter my mom might want to have a word

I first guessed Gunther but that has no sense of poetry and scansion so perhaps Gregory?

She is german, so Maria

Since your email is "NeilOnComedy" I presume the middle name is "On Comedy"?

That corresponds to about 38% the price that we pay in Germany, you seriously have zero right to complain

Apparently (this is the story Julia M. usually tells) it is based off of asking a coworker for a handle recommendation or so and this is the random answer.
If I remember correctly.

My guess for the middle name is Mirabella by the way. That, or Martha.

That last one sounds too specific to be made-up...

Ja mach das lieber, dss ist vielleicht besser, und der arme Bär muss auch mal hin und wieder von der Arbeit abgelenkt werden!

Too late, slready became an alcoholic AND subsequently sober

Ja klar, aber du, ich nutz die calculator app häufig genug aufm Handy. Ich rechne Sachen zwar meistens richtig, aber die wirklich wichtigen sachen will ich trotzdem doppelchecken lassen

Ich fühle mich gebauchpinselt, weiß aber auch nicht, wie ich mit dem Druck klarkommen soll

Na, 7, dafür braucht ihr einen Taschenrechner?!

Naja London war grad erst in 2012, ich glaube nicht, dass die nochmal kommen, und Madrid und Istanbul dürften zur Zeit einer Sommerolympiade extrem heiß sein, also denke ich wir haben weiterhin gute Chancen.
Was ist so schlimm daran? Es ist prestigeträchtig, das auszurichten, und der Tourismus boomt

My dude I was a competetive swimmer for 8 years, I don't need an introduction

I do it for the health benefits, just like I eat healthy not because it tastes so well but because it is good for my health, or like I clean my bath regularly, not because the act is fun, but because of the benefits. 2/2

To be honest at some point this feels like I presume women must feel who want no kids and are told "Oh give it time, you just need to find the right man"
No, I just dislike the concept on principle. I realize that sport energizes and motivates some people. For me it's just draining.
Which is fine,1/

Many people have said that to me, and I go to the gym to help with my cardio, and some of the things I enjoy more than others, but ultimately, no, all sports end up being a chore for me.
Which, honestly, is fine, chores are a part of a life. But there's just no way for me to truly enjoy it.

Like, who tf is coming up with these tales, "oh sports is going to improve your mood and overall well-being" NO IT ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT and I am tired of being told so
Sports is a chore, like vacuuming or doing laundry

I just want everyone to know i've been exercising more and eating healthier for roughly 1.5 months now and as a result I am happy to say that I am CRANKIER THAN EVER

Wait, really?!?
Does that mean the other thing I've despaired over is also solved?! I can finally eat only pizza and not gain weight or become malnourished?!?
PRAISE THE UNIVERSE

Having had to fight quite intricately with the rebase command just the last days, a "git history reword" would have been a blessing...

I dropped my PhD aspirations and work outside academia and the conditions are infinitely better

I would feel immense relief if all his works were somehow to disappear from the face of the earth
He is able to write decent music but the figures and actions and scenes are incredibly dull and horrible
But I am glad you can find some joy in all that

Der Wal soll ja auch zurück in den Atlantik und nicht in den Bodensee. Eingeschleifte Arten können halt wirkliche Probleme verursachen und/oder einheimische Arten stark verdrängen, was dann für den Artenschutz relevant wird. 🤷

This is true of any Richard Wagner opera
His music deserves to be entirely forgotten

Ich sag's ja immer wieder, wir in München nehmen das wohl, wir machen das gerne, hier hat das alles reibungslos geklappt bei der Bürgerbefragung

I bet octopi would beat humans at this task

Easy, by setting price equal to zero, abortions go to infinity, which means no next generation, which means zero abortions, case closed

Hey, hey, Superbayern, Superbayern, hey, hey