seeing Insane Clown Posse and Harms Way together on Saturday and I will be committing to the bit.

lol I haven't posted on here in 8 months my hair is now short and all one normal color also I'm 32 now 👵🏻

the creature is cold

3 month long shitty neighbor nightmare is almost over. we're stoked.

Well, gotta go to the police station Monday (boooooo) but it's to submit evidence against our new extremely bad neighbors (yaaaaaay) because they committed animal abuse (booooo) and the ring camera caught it

Using the tragic plane collision over the Potomac that cost 67 human souls as an occasion to slam DEI hiring was obscene. There’s zero evidence at this point that an underqualified air traffic controller or pilot had any role in this crash.

I stand for the flags 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏁

a few months shy of two years old and this is now a whole ass man living rent free in my home

This is how you do it...

things you should listen to.

real Dill hours 🥒

I can't believe I'm actually using this after three years of being a hater

Add me as a friend on Discord! Invite expires in 1 week: discord.gg/bYtW5t7T

describe yourself in 4 characters (embarrassing edition)

The four horsemen of my personality disorder

Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. It was a different kind of salute that hasn't been seen or used in over 2000 years and almost no record of it exists outside of extremely obscure sources that haven't been altered or updated to fit the narrative in the last 24 hours.

Me talking to my non-binary friends now like

A screenshot from BBC News about details of the Capitol riot on Jan 6 2021 disappearing from the FBI’s website

Think this is the most obvious, blatant, explicit act of authoritarian tyranny you can imagine. That time a bunch of people invaded a government building? Didn’t happen!

warm Mackie reporting for duty

Like 12 years later we're still funny 🙂‍↕️

Maybe it's the lack of decent sleep in the past week but man I'm angry :(

[Chappell Roan voice] C-H-O-C-O-B-O

hell yeah love logging into Facebook and seeing that people I respected are being like "we can say f slur and r slur again!" 🥲 nope, bye!

It is a joy to learn to make art. It's wonderful and beautiful that human time, dedication, and vision can refine the patterns of communication to the point that they inspire life-changing emotions in the self and in others. You are trying to kill our soul. You are suffocating beauty in its cradle.

bands, especially hardcore bands: decide whether your name is in all-caps or not and stick with it or I will beat you with a dead fish

seeing really cool glitch/pixel art and realizing it's just someone drawing over AI prompts..I fucking hate this timeline so much

purrfect little man

this is a trillion times harder than the trump picture everyone claimed was the hardest ever. free luigi

Having the work Christmas party on a Sunday night is diabolical. Also. Not hungover at my 6 am shift (yet)

boyfriends getting my nose repierced for Christmas big W

last time I got a tattoo saniderm wasn't even commonly used yet. that's how long it's been.