I AM JEALOUS!!!

i date 1 and marry 2

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

one time i made a batch of enchiladas in college and had to tell people it was “enchilada casserole” so they’d know how to serve themselves (they were rolled but u can cut into them like a lasagna ofc)

nothing hits like one giant pan-sized tamale,,

chiseling u down to your platonic form huh

🙏

pope keeps [checks notes] forgiving sins- WEAK ON CRIME!!!

Image from The Simpsons of Lenny saying “It’s bringing love! Don’t let it get away! Break its legs!”

American Christians when they talk about the Pope

babies love Dusen Dusen

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guess i’m cool,, 🌯

🎶 AS WE GO ONNNN

Vans made leather loafers & boat shoes. Husband wears them to work. They know they have the millenials hooked,,

they mashing up the gatorade

BIGGER ‘SPLOSION

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DEATH TO MISCHIEVOUS MOON 2026!!!

Pilot on my flight: “Air travel is not fun right now. Please be nice to each other. I don’t want to be on CNN. Let’s just go home.”

“1560 bagel rolls on the lam!!”

lmao

just saw an ad w the brown m&m in heels a couple days ago. the green one got a sneaker break but there is still heel representation??

maybe they should’ve put all the boy ones in different heels. like a wedge etc

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impressive for a kid who hasn’t seen Dragonball

it’s a bomb cyclone out there. check on your

Sliced Beans

Some of the most exciting AI founders I know are doing the rebar challenge. You pay someone to hit you in the head with a piece of rebar that has a lump of concrete on the end of it

me plz 🥰

hello kitty chicken pot pies 💝

bras must have been even harder to wear!!

something else that hits? sprinkling a little salt from the salt shaker onto your palm and putting it on ur tongue