Jesus is dead til tomorrow so let's do some crimes [Picture of.a hand holding a rosary And a black cat yelling

Happy Saturday, heretics

The great thing about the dial-up noise was it really felt like the Internet was trying its hardest for you.

There always something that doesn't work.
Have you tried screaming at it?

Up next! Reading Wuthering Heights alongside Want.
Brooding gothic yearning meets modern unapologetic female desire.
Repression vs expression feels like the right mood.

Finished! Blue Sisters was such a beautiful read. Properly tender in places, and such an honest look at grief and the messiness of loving the people closest to you. It’s one of those books that’s gentle but hits you anyway! 🤍

He is SO small! #CatsOfBluesky

They do! We’ve named him Quinn. 🥰 The ducky has his mother’s scent on for comfort.

Meet the newest (and tiniest) member of the household, all the way from Devon! #CatsOfBluesky

Aw thank you! 💞 I’m a lot less active on socials now I’m back to work after the holidays. 🥲

This is wild, I’ve been rocking these hand tattoos for a whole ten years!

Accepting what nature has chosen for this morning. Beautiful!

Every time I turn around, it's time to go to the doctor's again.

The Christmas decorations are down, and my first injection of 2026 is done.

They can make me go back to work but they can't make me use my brain.

What is the last car you stopped to take a photo of?

Last year’s Liskeard Show delivered this absolute MG beauty!

Boy, it was cold out there today!

Thank you!

Thank you! ☺️

💕

I know right?!

Thank you! ☺️

Now that I’ve told my family, I can officially say that this year’s highest-stakes game of Monopoly ended with me ‘winning’ a ring! 💍

Absolutely love this one! I discovered it through a sample too and now buying a bottle feels inevitable!

What was the last movie or tv show you watched in 2025?

Fantastic news for the new year!

I still have an AOL email account. It’s absolutely full of spam, but I do log in every now and then just to check it’s still alive.

Starting as I mean to go on. New year, new book!

Oh I will, don’t you worry!

The face of someone who’s fully committed to eating an unreasonable amount of cheese!

To you too doll! Enjoy! 🙌🏻