I wish. I lay there sweating for a few minutes and the. Couldn’t go back to sleep. The fucking worst!

Woke up from a dream where I was returning a rental car and Cybertruck in front of me on the highway started to fall apart and one of its wheels went through my windshield.

I should go back to sleep for the rest of the day.

Sea clowns! Brought a smile to my still-in-bed face

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

Set of 3 Itty-bitty virus paintings - Michele Banks's Ko-fi Shop 3 tiny original watercolor paintings in 5x5 inch mats This set features a bacteriophage, HIV and coronavirus on a dappled background of light blue. ...

Beautiful blue virus watercolors, perfect for a science-loving friend with a small space #sciart ko-fi.com/s/44054b7b68

Just… how?

A Top DC Sushi Chef Has a New Affordable Omakase Counter in DC Kiyomi will offer a $40 lunch deal, plus nigiri, rolls, and handrolls a la carte.

Kiyomi, from one of DC's top sushi chefs, is back!

It opens in a new space on Tuesday, April 14 for lunch only with a $40 sushi or handroll omakase menu, plus a la carte offerings. Dinner coming soon.

All the details:

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scene from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" where they are asking the deep thought computer to compute the ultimate answer to the life the universe everything

Programming in 2026.

The Computational Policy Lab at the Shorenstein Center at Harvard Kennedy School is seeking Software Engineers with specialized expertise in software development, generative AI, and data science.

If you are interested, hit me up for more deets.

Glitchy sunset

#seestar

Well, for dessert! But I see the error of my ways, now!

Just a demoralizing Monday. Maybe I’ll just have all that ice cream I made yesterday for dinner.

Oh yeah. You buy your bagels and a container of your favorite flavored cream cheese. Two separate things!

“Pope LEO is weak on crime!” Blend of imperial stouts aged in pisco, grappa, and Malort barrels, $36/500ml bottle, brewery only, no holds

Oh man. I’m sorry 💔

That’s a win!

Down Where Monsters Dwell From Hildur Knútsdóttir comes Down Where Monsters Dwell, a dark, twisted fairytale steeped in Icelandic folklore about the powerful bond between mothers an...

Coming in March 2027!

I saw that video and I didn’t understand anything that was going on and decided it has to be AI. Tell me it’s AI, please????

Sumac! Two blocks away, some good vegan, great meat options.

Yeah, they can be, but I got the impression it’s a lot more common to just tear and dip.

Rip and dip is a Montreal bagel thing, which is a thinner bagel with a wider hole.

Albi Chef Michael Rafidi is Opening a Levantine-Inspired Pizzeria in Georgetown Bizzeria will spinoff Yellow's "(not) pizzas" into a full-service restaurant.

🚨 Albi chef Michael Rafidi is opening a Levantine-inspired pizzeria in Georgetown.

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Yikes! Glad she’s taking the day off. What a horrible thing to happen, but also very glad she did the right thing!

Just throw some espresso powder in there

https://www.mbl.is/frettir/innlent/2026/04/11/icelandair_i_lagflugi_yfir_vestmannaeyjum/

„Óljóst er um flughæð vélarinnar en heimildir mbl‍.is herma að eyjamönnum hafi verið mjög brugðið og einhverjir talið að vélin væri að hrapa.

[...] um hafi verið að ræða flugstjóra frá Vestmannaeyjum sem hafi verið að fljúga sitt síðasta flug.“

vissi hann að þetta yrði sitt síðasta flug?

Today begins a run of temperatures in the upper 80s and low to mid 90s that will last through at least next Saturday. No real rain chances in sight outside of a stray storm or two here and there, until at least the 26th. #RVA #Virginia #DC #Maryland

Yellow makes an excellent chocolate chip tahini cookie if you’re looking for a replacement. A bit of a hike from your neighborhood though!

Wound up with extra strawberry syrup so did a second strawberry with brownie bits in it.

The licorice ice cream turned out a little soft; should do less karo syrup next time.

Painting with blue and red blobs

Painting with blue and red blobs seen from the side

Xylem Vessel, watercolor on cradled wood panel, ready to hang #sciart

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