Where is the gun? And how did the shooter acquire it?

Just basic stuff

Here are the seasonal vaccines you need this fall The CDC recommends that everyone six months and older get flu and COVID-19 vaccines. Krithika Srinivasan, M.D., answers questions about these vaccines and why they are recommended this fall.

Thanks for reminding me to add the RSV vaccine to my list this fall. It kicked my ass this last season

A draft dodger says what

Trump pressured Republican states to rig their electoral maps, because he saw a midterm disaster coming for his party. He knows they will lose big without rigged districts. Virginia can level the playing field and stop his newest scam tomorrow by voting YES for fair election maps. #VoteYesVirginia

This administration's version of "Thank you for your service"

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Unprofessional and unserious

Treating this like some game

…riddle me this, bullshit

This is why people can’t stand fucking politicians

Many very smart people have told me these count

I even looked up the word end- and believe this to be true, so I’m counting them too

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

You see, when you end a war- you get to count both sides

Joe Biden Was A One Man, Job
Making Machine, MAGA Bitches.....

Please watch what you eat, not everything that you put in your mouth is edible 😆 but seriously 👇

Primus - Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver YouTube video by PrimusVEVO

Dave Pirner from Soul Asylum got into a fight with Primus after they wrote this song about his girlfriend, Winona Ryder

Pirner even retaliated with a song called Les Claypool is a Giant Fucking Asshole

Things of no benefit to the American people

He would have given himself the Purple Heart

Had the weapon gold plated and hung in his office

And it would have been a story about how the FBI test fired the weapon and it was the most accurate rifle ever tested.

Some would say Jesus must have changed the flight of the bullet

I hope people understand that Louisiana, and the South, are the way they are because the people in power will do everything they can to keep us down. Good for him for saying it to their faces.

Fuck these guys

Madison Square Garden gets a special $42M tax exemption every year.

If you want to be a dick, stop asking for a welfare handout paid for by the people in your community

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Trump Is Literally Negotiating With Himself Over How Much Taxpayer Money He Gets Because His Taxes Were Leaked

Back in January, we covered Trump's audacious lawsuit demanding $10 billion from his own IRS over the 2019-2020 leak of his tax returns by IRS contractor Charles Littlejohn (who is…

Still can’t buy a cooked rotisserie chicken on SNAP because why???

Good one! 😅🤣😂

Christians,

donald trump isn't your savior, he's your test.

Why that's more than I make in a year!

My read on this nugget is that the GOP is gearing up for an Alito retirement in July and a quick confirmation before the midterms

My HOA is two weeks away from obtaining a nuclear bomb

Response

Epstein survivors response to Melania Trump

Because he was up all night shitposting.

I would be fired if I stayed out all night and didn’t show up for work

At some point we will need a logo or something like this for all us old fuckers being tricked by AI

AI is the new Fox News.

The Band - "Ophelia" (The Last Waltz) YouTube video by Lorenzo Zambelli

An acceptable use of the phrase darken my door

Talking about Donald Trump having dementia just gives a sympathetic excuse for inexcusable preexisting conditions. Donald has *always* been a mean, self-centered, incoherent fool who says stupid and ignorant things.