hints of sun-dappled cream peek out from under the matte grey curtain. a gangly tail, a fat grey thigh, and a pink nose ensconced in white

sneaky baskin

🤔

i want to be a local government guy but i'm way too deranged and lazy. i think my best bet is to wait until my 60s and be the guy who shows up to the transit meetings with a trailer of pig shit parked next to the mayor

cropped tweet: Clavicular met a couple of transgender women who kept telling him they were the original looksmaxxers and that he's copying them. "You know that Trans women are like the OG looksmaxxers, I do the peptides, i'm on reta... You're copying us"

get his ass, girls

How One Virginia County Turned Data Center Money into Affordable Housing Many data centers are abhorred by nearby communities. But county leaders in Henrico are trying to turn them into a communal good.

my local gov halted new data center development and is pouring the net revenue from existing sites into affordable housing. this has been a far more productive use of the revenue than other localities, which have largely used to it cut property taxes (in a state with fairly lower property taxes)

Is there a Mr. Me With That Shit?

We did it!

the easter bunny can't go down the chimney; it doesn't fit. i think you're mixing it up with jesus. he does miracles like that

Code Name: Viper (1990, NES)

screencap of a youtube comment @pokexchespin01 2302 •10d ago >driving my car >genie light comes up >wish for unlimited wishes >car explodes i shouldn't have tried to trick the genie

NCAA Football (FBS I) › Follow 34 Final Nov 8, 25 37 Duke (5- 4) UConn (7 - 3) Overview Player stats Team stats More games Team DUKE CONN 1 2 3 4 T 7 7 14 6 34 10 10 3 14 37

*touches earpiece* I’m being told that all of this has happened before, all of this will happen again.

Do you like these pictures I took

AS CALLED ON

UConn Huskies radio by Mike Crispino
Duke radio by David Shumate
Westwood One by Scott Graham

THE CONNECTICUT FUCKING HUSKIES

Now comes the haunting spectre. The unyielding nightmare. The worst round in the tournament. The Elite 8.

uconn vs msu shot chart. msu is chaotic, with many long missed 2s up the key and a lopsided array of 3s. uconn is tight under the basket and around the perimeter, with only two shots outside the paint and clearly defined shooting pockets

look at this beautiful shot chart. i love my connecticut huskies

pruning spears cutting liberty spikes on the hedges of my mind

let's also bring back lyrics posting

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

if life is gonna shit on me, at least let me see some ass

if we're gonna regress to this level of shamefulness in american culture, can we at least have 1-ply sweatpants come back into style?

happy saturday for the fellas. let's rock with our cock

Into the Belly of the Billiken

cream posed with green flowers, a green decorative bird in a suit, a corned beef and cabbage sandwich with roasted corn and potatoes and the aforementioned green beer

can we get a hell yea

a bottle and shot of midori next to a glass and a can of counterweight's headway ipa

the shot and beer mixed

starting st paddy's day a little early with @binpwife.bsky.social

r/whatisit post "something on a menu in vietnam" it's seasoned goat penis

wake up
open phone
seasoned goat penis

that first pic looks like david cross in a costume

didn't take more soup pics because my hands were all full of soup 😅

midori and a tribus benji ipa

cauliflower soup garnished with pepper, herbs, and mushroom pate

drinks and a soup crawl

i'm america