Really, shouldn’t the Great Lakes be renamed to the Greatest Lakes?

my post: "weekend" comes from an 1860s misspelling of "weakened" as in "i'm weakened and going to take a nap." not many people know this merriam webster replies with an ellipses

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl GLENS FALLS, NY—Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. “It looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, and—oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. “Oof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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I’m honestly surprised he didn’t want to just call it the Gulf of Trump.

Picture of my kids bear. I just like it.

Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb
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Here's some inspiration for your Wednesday

a red totaled eclipse

Been staring at this totaled eclipse for hours and still not blind. Checkmate atheists.

My toddler is learning to use the potty. So she’s learning not to pee her pants.

Meanwhile my 16-year-old is learning to drive. Which means I am also learning not to pee my pants.

Al stands in front of the world-famous Glendale Coliseum

Hanging out with some friends in Glendale this weekend

Thanks, American Dialect Society, for choosing "enshittification" as the 2023 Word of the Year. Cory Doctorow's apt term describes how online platforms decay by showing users less and less of what they came for, while keeping them trapped and unable to exit for better alternatives.

@gekoh.bsky.social welcome!

Remember, kids, if Santa asks you whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you should always say, “Am I being detained?”

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Woo hooo!!! Welcome!!