A picture of colin making a disgusted face, with a smaller video on the top left showing a mug that reads "don't talk to me until I have smashed my penis flat with this mug"
Come hang with me && @colinmparker.com as we try to haul the protesting corpse of our vehicle across the beautiful hills of Mabutts Valley
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Mason and I have returned. We are one with the RV this week. Half RV, half two boys.
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New snow and ice levels for Super Battle Golf meant we had to try it out immediately. Check out @tayycro.bsky.social, @frenchalexander.bsky.social, @colinmparker.com, and Michael as they slip, slide, freeze, and slam their way through the new levels! youtu.be/1T5EaDZsdvw?...
FOUR! Or whatever they say in golf, idk, I'm new to this.
Super Battle Golf with Syd, Tay, Az, and friends!
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Dabbing is so 2015, but this RV is from the 1970s. So this stream is VERY outdated.
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I hit the go live button! You're welcome to hang too if it would please the court.
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Might fuck around and learn how to read finally. I hear that words are in all these books I keep selling in Tiny Bookshop so they must be pretty cool.
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Best "Possible Ban Evader" in chat today.
More RV THERE YET!
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Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink
It’s Mario Party, but: 3rd Place is 1st Place! Join @npcchristian.bsky.social, @quinntastic.bsky.social, @jensvoid.bsky.social, and @colinmparker.com as they race to the bottom-ish! youtu.be/PO24AsVefSE?...
New music show! Plus maybe some games?
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Mason is getting got, no!!! We gotta find a hospital STAT but our RV is still stuck in the mountains...
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The "bad boy of twitch" has gone live ~
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CONGRATS!!!
We have a new game we’re obsessed with that allows us to blow one another up constantly! ⛳️💣 The first of many Super Battle Golfs is here feat. @phoenixedits.bsky.social, @quinntastic.bsky.social, Katie, @darkekarp.bsky.social, @sudsley.bsky.social, and @colinmparker.com!
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Listening in on a quick webinar from Mason. Now going live!
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God I love gaming with my friends. Nothing makes my week better quite like this.
If you give a duck a gun, he’ll certainly battle his friends to the bitter end. This week @darkekarp.bsky.social, @npcchristian.bsky.social, @phoenixedits.bsky.social, and @ColinMParker.com put their friendship to the ducking test.
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Can we all just like... be NICE to each other and stop using AI and lying and killing people for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES
POV: You're watching my stream as I'm looking for my ball in Super Battle Golf after I get absolutely blasted into smithereens by my friends moments ago.
But before Golf time, let's do a quick check-in with out Poke pals in Pokopia!
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I'm unfortunately stuck with that one guy that won't shut up about indie films and his very important novel rough draft that he's been working on in hipster cafes across the US on an RV for the next few hours.
LIVE. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker
I’ve spent hours every day for the last 10 days just exploring and meeting so many friends. I hope this game gets updates for the rest of time #pokopia #pokemon #cozygames
Love when all of my nostalgia can collide: made Achievement Hunter’s Tower of Pimps in Pokopia last night on stream. 11/10 game
A toast to the weekend, to new music, and to getting HUMID UP HERE BABYYYY.
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More Pokopia? More Pokopia.
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Gnome Bones Boys here to steal some shit. And then Super Battle Golf later with more pals!
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Hey! I was in this! It's out tmrw! Hooray!
Poké, Poke, and Punk!
More Pokopia until That All New Punk time.
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Totally me totally playing Pokopia today
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Bitch, I made it to 30!
(It’s officially my birthday 🎉)
