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George Fouracres is very funny.

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Looked away from the screen for a second and Gary Neville seems to have… come?

Lee Ingleby told a story in the post film Q&A that when he met Weir he didn’t read, but Weir just wanted to talk about music with him. When he was cast, Weir gave him a guitar and said, keep it to yourself, but Hollam’s not a sailor, he’s a musician.

The crew of the HMS Surprise, pictured at a screening of Master and Commander in London

The crew of the Surprise!

The precautionary pee queue in the gents before this imax screening of Master and Commander is probably indicative of something or other

Is there a bit where he gets to grips with Russell Brand?

i love her

KA$H. THE BEST TO EVER DO
IT.

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

Migrants are making false domestic abuse allegations to stay in the UK, BBC investigation finds In the third part of an undercover investigation, the BBC reveals how rules aimed at protecting abuse victims are being exploited.

It’s genuinely staggering how little substance there is to today’s instalment of the BBC’s attempt to create a national crisis out of a few unproven allegations of immigration fraud 1/

It's very funny that all this is happening because it was deemed essential to give PETER MANDELSON a job

Ok but have you seen Talk to Me, Linda?

Allbirds, the AI compute infrastructure solutions provider?

JD Vance appointed head coach at Totttenham Hotspur

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

Melania comes to the podium each day for the next week to make a new denial.

"I know nothing about the Paula Abdul mystery plane crash"
"I am not the subject of the song 'You Oughtta' Know"
"I had nothing to do with Flight 370"
"I am not Banksy."
"I did not pay a lot for this muffler."

And I was sitting right behind him!

I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits

April 5th (1997 Remaster) YouTube video by Talk Talk - Topic

Happy April 5th to all who celebrate

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Oh good, it’s Kasabian

Well yeah but it makes surprisingly little difference

Am trying Kenji's mayonnaise to slather up a chicken for roasting method today. Can see the benefit of it there. Mayop works for a grilled cheese because it doesn't melt like butter while providing the browning, but I stubbornly use butter...

Also, I saw GALLIPOLI yesterday so now I’m on to the Jean-Michel Jarre

The one thing I will say about the film THE DRAMA is that it made me dial up some Odyssey on the stereo this evening.

Saw this resto at the BFI recently. It is very shiny

absolutely

Love it when the chief says Chow Yun Fat never wastes a bullet

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: Office365 in spaceship

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

I once held a door open for Carol Kirkwood at TVC and she said, “brr, it’s a bit chilly”. She would not stop doing the weather!