[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

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Vosotros sois muy jóvenes para recordarlo, pero os juro que hubo un tiempo en el que la Japan valía 2 euros. No esta salvajada.

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

bella: wann kommst du
deutschebahn: 3 minuten
bella: wie lange kommst du schon für 3 minuten

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

Honestly, with hindsight, Radcliffe, Watson and Grint's public statements where they sided with trans people, expressed their support with no caveats, and willingly blew up any chances at future ties to the franchise has only gotten more and more noteworthy as more actors are revealed to be cowards

Tenemos que tatuarnos esto. Las imágenes producidas con IA son fruto del mal. Simbolizan opresión, robo, avaricia, engaño, despilfarro y corrupción contraproducente a la vida en la Tierra y al intelecto y creatividad humana. Son el lenguaje visual del fascismo del siglo XXI. Y además son un mojón.

Por cierto, el Retiro lo gestiona Acciona. Si tanto problema hay con los árboles quizás se les debería quitar la concesión y volver a tener jardineros municipales. Porque el Jardín Botánico está justo al lado y no le pasa nada.

Siempre que leo esto de "buah, es que X radar pone multas a cascoporro" o "es que han puesto un radar nosedonde pa recaudar, qué cabrones" lo que en verdad leo es "los conductores en general son incapaces de respetar las normas de tráfico más básicas sin el aliciente de evitar apoquinar pasta"

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Hay quien niega que esto sea cierto y hay quien lo anhela y por eso intenta hacer creer a los descerebrados que no es cierto.

I am discovering that modern phones don't have headphone jacks and I don't like it, I don't like it one bit

The rise of the cheapo bullshit PR-in-disguise documentary is a scourge onto streaming networks

Solo tres días de curro y luego puente Solo tres días de curro y luego puente Solo tres días de curro y luego puente Solo tres días de curro y luego puente Solo tres días de curro y luego puente Solo tres días de curro y luego puente Solo tres días de curro y luego puente Solo tres días de curro y l

Paul McCartney doesn’t get enough shit for being left-handed and a bassist. Pick one

Feliz Domingo de Resurrección

Y ya sabemos quién, verdaderamente, sacó las castañas del fuego.

4 albumes que me definen
me ha costado elegir entre revolver y ram

La primera flor de jara del año!!!

Protestantism has reinvented indulgences

hey bulldog by the beatles

MUAHAHAHAHA

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue arrives to the scene as Green is sulking on the floor, next to a collection of wilting potted plants. Blue looks at Green with concern. Blue: What's wrong? Green: Everything is bad, my plants are dying, my life is falling apart. Blue offers Green a glass of water and a straw. Green drinks, without moving from his place on the floor. Blue: Drink some water. Green: Can't see how that helps, but sure. Blue watches with mild surprise as Green jumps up, suddenly energetic, obliviously knocking over the glass. Green: Hey, I have energy again! I think I'll water my plants! Soon, a caption above the foxes states "minutes later:". The formerly wilted plants are flourishing, and Green looks at them with surprise and delight. Blue, saying nothing, is looking at blue. Green: Blue, look! My plants are ok! They just needed some water and were being dramatic about it!

se nota tanto cuando abres un artículo y está formateado usando Latex

1 hour 45 minutes

creo que para reyes me va a tocar pedir una espalda nueva