Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.
Some ska punk on the streets 🇲🇽
A view from a balcony of Mexico City’s central historic area.
Hola from Mexico City 🇲🇽
Just learned an Andrea Bocelli concert is about to start in the historic center.
News article headline from “The Colombian” : Smaller percentage of women working in Clark County than in Multnomah County. Official cites Multnomah County’s free preschool program as factor.”
CEO of Workforce SW on Preschool for All:
“We can learn from them in a lot of ways and see how it goes,” Halliday said. “I would imagine it will continue to increase women’s participation in the labor force.”
Preschool for All ballot measure, text reads “establishes a tuition-free preschool program.”
Andrew Hoan with Orwellian doublespeak. He said to the Business Journal that PFA “promised to help all families access affordable preschool.”
The promise, directly from the measure 2/3 of voters approved: “Establishes a tuition free preschool program.”
He is not a credible source just propaganda.
PLAYOFFS BABY!
Toad knows what’s up.
This is also the benefit of Preschool for All over other state and federal programs. 10 hour days meet the true needs of working families.
PFA Signs Available for All Want a Preschool For All sign? Ask the front desk at the Multnomah Building! Lawn stakes available. Address: 501 SE Hawthorne Blvd
Anyone who wants a #PFA sign can pick one up at the Multnomah Building front desk, 8:30am - 4:30pm, Monday - Friday.
If you want a sign up but cannot pick one up, email me at district1@multco.us.
PFA applications are open the entire month of April. Apply at pfa.multco.us. Link in bio.
#MultCoD1
Rode my E-bike to work today for the first time, hoping to form a new habit.
They are amazing and I highly recommend people take advantage of this opportunity!
Just in time for great weather and terrible gas prices, it's Portland's PCEF-funded E-bike Rebate Program:
* Standard: up to $1,600
* Cargo: up to $2,350
* Adaptive: up to $8,500
Eligibility: Income at or below 60% AMI, age 18 or over, and live in Portland. Check it out:
portlandebikerebate.com
actual nytimes headline FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.
you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides
the nytimes:
PLEASE SHARE: Preschool for All applications for the next school year are now open! 🥳
With more seats available than ever before as the program rapidly expands towards universal coverage, we encourage all interested to apply at pfa.multco.us
More info can be found online ⤵️
TOMORROW: Applications open for the 2026-27 Preschool for All school year! There are only two requirements:
✅ Children must be 3 or 4 years old on or before September 1
✅ Have a parent or legal guardian living in Multnomah County
There are no income limits!
Apply online: pfa.multco.us
Soon on April 1, Preschool for All applications will open for the next school year! Thanks @fox12oregon.bsky.social for helping us get the word out.
There are more seats available than ever before, and no income eligibility requirements. PFA is for everyone.
Learn more and apply at pfa.multco.us
"For many parents in Multnomah County, Preschool for All has been a "lifesaver"
"It's been huge, it really has been life changing," Helwig said."
"We would never have been able to afford preschool at all for both of our children; the daycare preschool bill would have been more than our mortgage."
This is awesome.
A person with pink hair leads a chant in the stands during a soccer match.
A person holds a black flag with “thorns” written on it. They’re in a cloud of pink smoke on the pitch.
A group of fans cheer. One fan in the center holds a sign that celebrates the Portland Thorns.
Fans wave multiple flags in the stands during a soccer match.
The Portland Thorns drew their largest-ever crowd for a home opener (21,321)—and to top it off, they secured a shutout victory against Seattle.
Despite two early red cards, the Thorns’ tough defense and two early goals propelled them to a smooth win in an absolutely electric Providence Park.
Nothing has made me feel more like an official Portlander (moved here in 2012) than my doctor telling me I have a severe vitamin d deficiency.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Owendoff himself because he thought it would elicit sympathy for him.
Business interests say that Multnomah County’s tax on high income earners to pay for free universal preschool is prompting those payers to leave. Data suggests otherwise.
fighting the institutional adoption of ai is slow and difficult. but as individuals, we can still largely opt out, at least from direct use. i sincerely believe that those who do so will find solidarity in creativity, imagination, and humanity. in intelligence.
Well that sucked.
Hot dog for lunch, hot dog for dinner. Don’t eat breakfast, I am no beginner.
youtu.be/RG5w4CwBEzA
Just so we're all clear, this is a war crime and would be punishable by life or death under U.S. law.
using public office to name and shame evil landlords into submission is so cool. i hope democrats learn from him
21+ wristband from the Crystal ballroom
The wall has fallen at the Crystal Ballroom. All ages shows with wristbands and no divider are here.
Derrick Jones and Yaw Yeboah have just been issued lifetime suspensions from Major League Soccer for betting on MLS matches.
"After reviewing the results of the investigation, MLS concluded that the players engaged in extensive gambling on soccer, including on their own teams."
Yeah the Timbers were ass and a half tonight, but man this moment was too cool. An 18-year-old Homegrown midfielder, thrust into his Timbers debut in such tough conditions, uncorking an absolute belter to become the youngest goalscorer in Timbers history. Have a celly, kid. #RCTID
Yikes, our midfield is Ortiz and an 18 year old T2 player? 😬
