Good God! Nobody warned me! 🤣🤣🤣

5 days post-op and woke up so horny I could cry...

Post hysterectomy goals:

I'm gonna reach my target weight (148lbs) by my 45th birthday.

[I turn 44 this October.] 💪🏾💛✨

That's the kiss of death that I'm sure American Eagle wants. And now they will be MAGA jeans. *sigh*

If you don't want dogs, don't whistle for them...

Omg...yes! Mini arcade! 🥰🥰🥰

There are things my husband gets away with that the general public could never — poor spelling, or being loud and annoying, for example.

And there are things the general public can do but my husband could NEVER. I expect better so much more of him because he's BAE, and he knows that.

Or a gaming nook.

Or a crafting room.

Library/office/reading nook.

I'm so glad you are aware, and happy for her that she has you. 💛

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Same, babe. Just ugh.

Suddenly realizing that if I'm gonna be on leave for 8 weeks it means I need to work all the weekends leading up to it to make sure our documentation is up-to-date...

...and realizing the standards I've set for myself at work, which nobody else seems to care about, are ridiculously high. 😔

Shut up, Tim.

Some thoughts should stay in the drafts, in the dark recesses of your mind, never to see the light of day.

This is one of them.

🌲 Evergreen AF🌲

As a Libra woman I will admit an unhealed Libra man is one of the most toxic creatures you could encounter in the streets.

If your plan for buying the block is to add income generators like Airbnb homes, also add low to moderate income housing in that same community.

Increased housing also calls for daycares and clinics.

Adding a restaurant? Cool.
Plan to add a grocery store too.

Corporate responsibility matters.

Nobody is saying don't make money. But if you're gonna take resources away from the community to make money for yourself, you must also put back into the community that which you removed or greater, otherwise you're just a thief.

THAT MEANS👇🏾

Also, me. Everyday. 🤣

Reading and listening comprehension skills, too.

And I often wonder, while we consume so much media, how much of that is a failure of the education system, and how much is due to social media & meme culture.

Perhaps it's more one than the other; perhaps it's equal parts both.

Either way it's sad.

There's a natural condiment called annatto (also known as "roucou") that we use to give food that red color.

Please don't use artificial dyes and Kool-aid powder to color your food. You don't need more FD&C Red 40 in your system.

Yes, agreed. Quite literally I labelled it as such.

I don't think it's any different from that, actually.

My point is everything is on fire around us, and we are very much at the end stage of capitalism; we're quite literally living in the fall of an empire at the moment.

Perhaps you don't agree with that, but there are reasons why I said it.

Good morning lil man! (((BIG HUGS))) 💛🤗✨

Fun. They make people feel good.

In this end stage capitalist nightmare, Labubu dolls are a symbol of joy.

Can we allow people to have what brings them joy?

And if it doesn't bring you joy, that's fine too. Find what brings you joy.

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Watching this like...

Me, singing songs from Sesame Street on the daily:

I Believe In Little Things
Who Am I (I Am The World)
We All Sing With The Same Song
Put Your Hand Up High
Dress Up
Two Little Dolls
I'd Like To Visit The Moon
I Can Do It By Myself
If Moon Was Cookie

No, for real...I can do this all day 🤣🤣🤣

Add to your daily regimen:

✅ Multivitamin
✅ Omega 3 supplement with CoQ10
✅ Collagen supplement

Trust me — you will feel and hear the difference!

I'm thinking maybe she'd never seen a slide before and didn't understand the instructions?

How do these people not recognize this is gross, disgusting, uncouth, feckless, disrespectful and trifling?

To put the White House logo on that?

That's the brand? 🤮🤮🤮

Burn it down.

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Yikes on fucking bikes.