No flu ever posed a problem for thousands of people living in an enclosed space on a giant boat before. Any suggestion otherwise is Marxist propaganda. Now pass the whiskey.

If you understood this reference, it's time to schedule a colonoscopy.

😏

Bryce Mitchell would like a word.

(The word is "did you just call me?")

Did you know that calf kicks can result in swelling? And that it compromises the fighter's movement?

Bro Jogan would like to remind you of this. Each and every time a kick lands to the calf.

Southpaw report FTW 😏

"Say Hi to Mister Fedor. He's a nice man!"

*cries*

(still my favourite MMA moment ever)

"Earns" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there, my guy. 😏

This is how you know we're living in the dumbest timeline.

That's just good living

The purpose of this American government (with the full blessing and endorsement of over 80M Americans, btw) is to do things TO you, not to do things FOR you.

They're a death cult.

This dork thinks everyone is stupid and he's super s-m-r-t, so why don't we all pay for his plagiarism machine so we don't do the dumbs any more.

Sir, I'm smart enough to have lived to 45 in the most expensive city in Canada on single income and I'm smart enough to spot a grift when I see one.

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None of that is FUN for me any more. And Instagram is full of AI slop and regurgitated TikTok videos. I ditched FB and Twitter years ago. Too toxic.

Social media doesn't have a lot to offer me any longer and I guess that's a 'me' problem, so I'll find other ways to engage with the online world.

I don't come on here much any more. When I first joined BlueSky, it had a nice vibe to it. Politics were a huge part of the discourse, but so were art, philosophy and of course, dog pictures.

These days, I mostly see a million posts about how much Trump sucks (agreed) and how AI is killing us.

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Trump is an American product. Everything he's been over the course of his life is a manifestation of what it means to be an American.

A liar, a grifter, sex offender, a failure presented as a success, a game show host, an abusive loser and above all else, an icon of the stupid.

THEY created HIM 🇺🇸

I remember sitting in an apartment at 5am on a Sunday morning, watching CroCop walk to the ring and telling my friends that he was about to decapitate this giant, scary looking Russian named Alex Emelianenko with a left high kick of doom.

The validation from that moment still fills me with Pride™ ⚡

Planet Earth respectfully requests that Donald Trump be removed from all positions of authority and guarded by adults, to be kept far from any decision making for the remainder of his rotten life.

This is an imperative. If America does anything insane tonight, there will be no forgiveness. Ever.

Got You (Where I Want You) YouTube video by The Flys - Topic

The Flys also recorded an excellent quasi-reggae version of that song. It just adds an extra chorus, but a great one.

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I'm reminded of the phrase "Don't play chess with a chicken. It will just shit all over the board, knock over the pieces and then act like it won anyway."

Which also nicely summarizes Dillon Danis' fighting style.

The Darkness - Love On The Rocks With No Ice [Live at The Astoria 2003] YouTube video by The Darkness

This, plus the stage dive from the balcony. I saw them in 2011, 2015 and 2023. All insane.

Then he gathers a crowd, jumps off the balcony into hands, and then climbs up onto sec guard shoulders and holds his arm out. Someone throws him his guitar and he seamlessly starts ripping the solo again from an onstage handoff and shreds wildly.

To this day, I've never seen anything better.🤘🏻

Last song, he says "Sorry Toronto, but this is our last song. But don't worry. BECAUSE IT'S TWENTY FUCK-IN MINUTES!!" and played Love On The Rocks With No Ice. He hops on a sec guard shoulders, starts ripping a solo, climbs off the shoulders and climbs to the balcony and starts running back/forth...

At the first show I saw, he did so much wild acrobatic shit that I struggled to understand what was happening. Handstand push-ups while clapping his legs to the drum solo. Leaping from the stage to the side bar while singing falsetto solos. Backflips while shredding. And then at the end...omg....

Ok. So here's where I tell a story.

I've seen every major rock band of the last 30 years play live. Live music is my thing.

The single best performer I've ever seen is Justin Hawkins. I was barely a fan of The Darkness when I saw him, but he showed up and showed out in ways I've never seen matched

Tom Cruise is watching this launch and plotting his next stunt for Mission: Impossible 14 or whatever.

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So glad you're tweeting about it. Tweeting about it will bring about real change. Tweeting is the only way to fight a fascist takeover of your government, so everyone is really lucky that you tweeted about it today.

Dont worry about doing anything else. Tweeting is more than enough. Great work.

A screenshot of two tweets by Representative Nancy Mace. The first, published at 8:02AM today, reads: "To anyone celebrating "Trans Day of Visibility" today, we sincerely hope you get the help you need." The second, published at 9:06 AM reads: "The media wants to talk about Bryon and Kristi Noem's personal drama and indiscretions. I want to talk about who is getting deported, who got paid, and who's stealing from taxpayers. Different priorities. Let's focus on what matters."

"trans ideology is a sickness."

[reads the news]

"people's personal affairs are none of our business and we should talk about immigration"

The Orange Turd is threatening to pull out of NATO because no one wants to clean up his mess, pay his bills or kiss his ass while he's making one unforced error after another.

Americans, are you aware that everything your Chief Idiot does is in service to Vladimir Putin's personal goals?

WAKE!UP!