Cats are such adorable little assholes

I love them so much

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Hamish the orange and white cat sleeping on his side on the carpet. He is plump and golden brown and looks exactly like a potsticker

Everybody look at this dumpling-ass cat

She's perfect 🥺

This is the most Canadian post I've seen all year

Goddammit Zad

Why cats baby?

"Rex Whistler" sounds like the name of the love interest in a western-themed queer romance novel.

Remember, someone can be neurodivergent AND an asshole. Someone can be going through a mental health crisis AND be a shitty human being. We don't gotta pick or even try to reconcile how one relates to the other. People contain multitudes, and some of those multitudes are shitty.

I genuinely momentarily considered buying a ticket to Dynasty just so I could hold up a sign that says "RENEE PAQUETTE APPRECIATION SOCIETY" 😂

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Wow I didn't know we had a word for this Arthur gif lol

SHE DID WHAT

RENEE IS A PERFECT ANGEL HOW DARE SHE

She has my entire heart 🥺🥰

I’m not sure why I’m getting such a kick out of this, but on my walk this morning, my foot slid on something laying on the sidewalk. Looking down, angry and expecting to see a pile of dog crap, I found, much to my delight, that for the first time in my life, I’d actually slipped on a banana peel.

This sounds amazing. I'd go there.

She's not even particularly wide for a panda. You tell 'em, Brenda.

So you probably could just replace the CW with AI, actually.

Based on their wallpaper, burgers and kebabs.

deli&cia food place

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

Press X to doubt

Ew

Screenshot of Takeshita and Okada in the ring at AEW Dynasty. Behind them in the audience, a fan holds up a cute sign that says "KISS!"

I'm so proud of my city 😂 #aewdynasty

As a therapist and a healthcare worker, chatbots are becoming a public health crisis, and I’m tired of hearing people who don’t see the harm every day explain why this is totally fine and just like people pearl-clutching over cellphones. It’s getting worse and we haven’t scratched the surface.

I kept squinting at it and trying to figure out if it was a transformer when that picture went around.

What a darling baby 🥺

Man, Don Callis would be a fucking fantastic commentator whenever he decides to stop doing this greasy manager gimmick 😂 #AEW

I was unexpectedly distracted from being distracted by the whole bulge situation with the thought that, huh, I don't think I've ever seen his knees before 😂

I think there should be a microblogging platform where the complete text of each post is also its primary database key. Want to make a post with the exact same text that anyone else has ever made? Key integrity violation, try again. This would not benefit anyone in any way.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

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Thank you 😭😭