magazine letter, image of carpark sign with the words: WARNING CAR THIEVES WORK HERE. the letter reads: THIS is crazy, employing car thieves in a car park. Talk about asking for trouble. Why don't they just give them the sack and take the signs down? Dominic Twose, Leamington Spa
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It’s the same as gherkinball as far as I can tell 🤷🏻♂️
Congratulations!
The uniform could be based on the aprons they wore at the carvery
Facebook post by Nekima Levy Armstrong: "Friends, A Breaking News headline just appeared in the Star Tribune, claiming that the national Target boycott ended today. This is false. The writer of the story, Carson Hartzog, is fully aware that the Target boycott was launched in Minneapolis on February 1, 2025. I have spoken to her several times since then, yet she failed to reach out to me, Jaylani Hussein, or Monique Cullars Doty, the three founders of the national Target boycott for the story. Carson even used the photo from our press conference that includes my daughter, Assata Joy and Ms. Rosemary Nevils, an elder in our community, to try to add legitimacy to a bogus story. I am once again disgusted by the Star Tribune and their attempts to minimize and erase the voices of our community. The nationwide Target Boycott is not over, unless and until Target reverses its decision to rollback Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, as we said from the beginning. “Pastor” Jamal Bryant does not speak for us or our community and has zero authority to end the nationwide boycott of Target, a company that is headquartered in Minneapolis. Please don’t believe the hype and these attempts to rescue Target from the effects of capitulating to the Trump Administration. Target rolled back DEI because of Donald Trump. They donated $1 million to the Trump/Vance inauguration committee. Target also allowed ICE to stage in its parking lots during Operation Metro Surge. The nationwide boycott of Target is successful and it will continue. Please continue to shop elsewhere."
Nekima on the Target boycott.
“been shown a respect by Australia that would be unfamiliar to them in Iran”*
*citation needed
Can we stop hiring celebrities to do voice acting? It’s an actual skill and the people doing it deserve to be in more than just ads #noyoshiforeppy
Animal’s still kicking
@williamphamilton.bsky.social
DURING dinner at a restaurant recently I told the waiter, "l'd like a glass of water, please. " Imagine my surprise when he simply nodded, then replied "Still?' The idea that I would have inexplicably changed my mind about this drink order just seconds after making it seemed so ridiculous that I decided not to leave him a tip. T Ellen, London
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Dan Murphy opening hours
IF you accidentally shrink a top in the wash, all is not lost. Simply pass on the item in question to a smaller friend, and then phone up a larger friend to see if they have made a similar mistake. Rasputin Cronkite, Leeds
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Dreams can come true 😍
Ruddmentum
I’m going to four concerts over the next month and I am quite anxious about it. One in Northcote – Annahstasia – I’ll let you know whether I get away with it
Edgelord
I wonder how little pressure it took for him to sell out the others in the photo
WRAP a potato in silver foil and leave it in your house just in case your home catches fire and burns down. If the worst does happen, you will at least have a baked potato to look forward to. Derek Snowden, Bolton
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
"We had one hotel publicly refuse to house ICE, which became a big national news story when DHS went after them. That’s a hotel we were targeting, and it was mostly because of our pressure. We had two more hotels temporarily shut down to avoid housing ICE..."
www.laborpolitics.com/p/how-minnea...
He’s the only reason I don’t mind them 🤭
Magazine Tip: Commuters. Get more value for money by sitting on top of the bus. Considering the circumference of the earth, you will travel 0.0000000013% further than your fellow passengers downstairs who have paid the same fare. Henry Broomhandle, Wales
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There are some but I’m guessing they’re pretty lax since they didn’t come into effect
Sadly, there are enough brain-dead morons out there
They’re using a ROT26 cipher (twice as good as a ROT13)
It was a simpler time so we had to complicate sitcom themes
It’s the only thing we all agree on over on X
In 2008, the Coen Brothers (yes, Joel and Ethan) directed this ad, mocking the same kind of coal industry bullsh*t that Trump has gifted us with again... in 2026.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-_U...
