Every Instagram post is like "no one tells you that getting a haircut makes you look different afterward"

Boomers will straight up text you “I don’t have your number”

I’m no Biden apologist but one thing I do miss is when his dog wouldn’t stop biting everyone

Infinighost - Never Let a Tesla Merge - Single Stream on your favourite service through AmplifyWorld

a week ago, i released new original music for the first time in years. i like these two tracks quite a bit. check em out

ampl.ink/k8pe3

and here's to more new music in 2026 🍻

Remember how the Dos Equis most interesting man in the world was literally just some guy

ok but this time if we throw the imperial boomerang REALLY hard

Yeah feels like a good thing 🤷‍♀️ I’m most likely a really good person for using it

Every day I drive around pretending I could explain how eco mode works if pressed

Birds should know when I’ve already logged their species in Merlin and get the hell out of my way

lol!!

They should bring back that Panera lemonade that kills you

wanna get out ahead of this:

the "JD" in JD Vance does not stand for John Danek

Ran out of raspberries. Another day in hell

Buying one of those “I bought this before Elon went crazy” stickers for my 2012 Camry

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Thank you friend ❤️❤️

Are you high on having Covid

I have genuinely never heard anyone recommend a bedframe before so I am taking this very seriously

Have not heard from Moo Deng in a while. Assuming the worst about her politics

MALAN Fire & Wind Storm Resources

An LA organizer I trust shared this General Resource Spreadsheet with me. It includes nonofficial shelters and other resources for people affected by the LA fires.

I have no recollection of how I ended any written exchange before the 🫡 emoji came along

🫡🫡🫡

The only thing I've done on here so far is repost your Cherry Respectin' Daddies post

More stuff besides software should be open source. Men would like that

The Cherry Respecting Daddies