this is now just an account about how much i get along with my parents.

my daughter had a sleepover with them this weekend, and my parents looked after the kids for a few hours. they sent me home with a pot roast.

i hope your families are well!

i cant speak for anyone else but this very much doesn't describe my specific case

i've voted for my dad for the last several presidential election cycles and i'd do it again

so true king (i get along very well with my parents, my mom just sent over some pot roast for me)

extraordinary

i think everyone here should pause for a moment and find gratitude for @jay.bsky.team and team for the opportunity to rage maenadically at authority figures who quite reasonably roll their eyes at your antics

this is what true customer service means. this is peak ux

did you even say thank you

im fine with the quantity being zero

no one reads the second tweet

oh well

if it makes you feel any better i am highly confident i was not actually responsible for this policy

im so dumb

im on record and for a very long period as preferring an auction system but tbqh every time people yell at me i think "eh just yeet the fucker"

anyway good luck

someones brain is cooked thats for sure

extraordinary

wonder if i can post this here without getting banned

you could but isn't that a little heartless

more of a driveby

in honor of compton

sorry footnotes only up on twitter

idk honestly i only check in here like once a month :/

i would like to announce that i have no opinion about the budget and i refuse to learn more

we need to talk about this bsky

colonialism is good for colonies because it increases their diversity

its fairly good entertainment tbh

i think you did the right thing

there are only five genders

incredible things happening on bsky the app thats not twitter

he was so real for this

were you aware that you have down syndrome