Managing my physical and mental ailments often feels like I'm monitoring and managing a calutron for the Manhattan project.

In response to being online for like fifteen minutes today, I want to say my life has become better by telling my friends I love them way more often. It's true, so I tell them, and they tell me, and we keep going amidst this terrible era of history. Highly recommend.

I wonder if TNG would have been more entertaining with profanity. I'd love to hear Picard call Q a twat.

My brother unexpectedly sent me a small package of some of Dad's stuff. My face + voice immediately shut down into flat affect mode and now I'm mildly dissociating. Not sure what I can do about it, so I'm just gonna be flat and empty for awhile.

skin cancer dermatology center called Whack-A-Mole®

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My friend NeNe always calls me "my baby" and I-

I saw one of my partners. After he left, I texted him, "You made my week, thank you for being a worthy vessel for my loves and vulnerability."

He replied, "Always."

🥹

When my sleep mask gets lost in the bedding, I use my ponytail to cover my eyes. It's very long and thick, and works great! 😄

My brain:
sinus headache ~ definitely not cancer ~ why am I always full of body woes ~ interview on friday maybe life can feel more normal again ~ there's too much time in my days ~ oooooh soft kitty ~ gotta go to the pharmacy but i can't bear to be around humans ~ what time does the library close

What are your top five movies that you love to introduce people to?

• 21 Grams
• Midsommar
• The Enchanted Cottage
• Anatomy (with Franka Potente)
• Fried Green Tomatoes

Autocorrect tried to change my neighbor's name to "Daddy" instead of "Darrin." AbsoLUUUTEly not!

My partner blew my back out for his birthday and then left me with Thai leftovers. A+

A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"

Today's the day.

DONT TOUCH ME

-nettles

Never underestimate the power of a good deep sighed "motherFUCKer!"

One more session down with my job coach. She got to see the magic of me shifting from Eeyore to Tigger as I called potential employers. Now it's time to return to the hermit lair and gather my devotees for hugs and smooches.

I'm dead inside and that's how the ghosts got in

Mum and Joey on Bruny Island.

I promised myself I wouldn't stay up late reading another bratva smut novel again.

So I'm playing Bubble Witch.

I can't believe that one lady on here said wrestling is fake!

It blows my mind that while I was almost always at church, deep in the throes of fanaticism and abuse, I could've been playing D&D and discovering comic books.

Me, with my extroverted nerd friends: "Tell me the lore of your people. Share with me the relics of your kind."

hey it’s already tomorrow in europe and probably thursday in australia and thursday is basically friday so i say we all just call it a week

passwords should be like “that’s close enough”

Pumped up the jam so high it cut off circulation to my toes.

The power is out, and without the sounds of electricity, my neighbors sound and feel closer than ever. I'm lying here in my bedroom, pretending we are all at camp 😊

Time for an exvangelical classic, Power Outage or End of the World?

Oooh, I will remember that for next time! I am a mumbler. 😊

Warming up my voice and repeating "musculoskeletal" to prepare for a job interview reminds me of junior high, prepping for all-region choir tryouts.

MUSS cue low SKELL uh till!

I want a Mashup of Enya and Moby.

Just hear me out for a second: A new brand of canned chicken called “Tuna of the Land.”