It’s win and I’ll take it

Thoughts?

Zelensky assassination plot foiled: what to know Ukraine's president was the target of a plan to take him out at a European airport.

It's actually remarkable that Putin, with his vast resources & zero scruples, has been unable to eliminate him.

Putin will keep trying, he's tenacious when it comes to assassinations. Its almost a certainty Russia will send people after him for the rest of his life purely out of spite.

@olbermann.bsky.social
A few years ago, maybe ten, Maher got so angry at an audience member that he threw the guy out. That's when I got angry and stopped watching the corporate sellout.
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He showed his mental instability with his meeting with Zelenskyy.

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@olbermann.bsky.social I miss Fridays with Thurber. Are you thinking about bringing it back? Maybe Thursdays with Thurber. Just asking.

Now that's hilarious!

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Elect a convict, expect crimes.

I call them DOGI, Department Of Government Inefficiency, using a hard G in DOGI.
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What has DOGE done?

- Fired the people tasked with keeping Americans safe from the bird flu.
- Gutted the IRS workforce during filing season.
- Fired the FAA workers who make sure it’s safe for us to fly in planes.

Does that sound like efficiency to you?

HOW TO TRIUMPH LIKE A GIRL I like the lady horses best, how they make it all look easy, like running 40 miles per hour is as fun as taking a nap, or grass. I like their lady horse swagger, after winning. Ears up, girls, ears up! But mainly, let's be honest, I like that they're ladies. As if this big dangerous animal is also a part of me, that somewhere inside the delicate skin of my body, there pumps an 8-pound female horse heart,. giant with power, heavy with blood. Don't you want to believe it? Don't you want to lift my shirt and see the huge beating genius machine that thinks, no, it knows, it's going to come in first.

Happy International Women's Day from Ada Limon

Anne's boy Neil, the cheerleader, the drunk, the Italian, the "Best Man for the job, at the time", and the Chief.

Elonia Muskrat and his little hand gesture!! We all see you now

It's not Constitutional, but Dumpty wants it to be Constitutional.

"Democracy is not the law of the majority, but the protection of the minority" said Albert Camus, 2025 answers: "Broligarchy is not the law of the majority, but the protection of every tech bro."

@gridsquares.bsky.social
I was just in your LIVE at TikTok.

You're not the only one who thinks that way. I have family who voted for Biden four years ago, and forgot what 2017-2021 was like.

@mandarose00.bsky.social
Hi Manda, you know me from TikTok. I was in your LIVE last night.

I was scrolling when this popped up on my screen.

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He's also disabled, so he's royally f'd. We did try to warn them.

Sigh. We tried to warn them.

Yup, FAFO, now they're going to find out.

He wants to be like Musk, that's all.

PREPARE FOR A FICTIONAL REALITY

@katreina72.bsky.social
I just left TikTok, looks like they're starting the ban an hour and 15 minutes earlier than I thought they would.