Three drunk women trying to get up on my dick, four hot guys all glued to my hip.

I know we've only been DMing a couple of days, but it feels like we've been DMing my entire life

im dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you could never understand

Ok ill do it

Honestly I just want to get high and play Pokemon Black

I may not have eyesight, but I have vision

I'm on them antidepressants, we feeling good today 🎶

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

Sorry guys, I'm straight now.

I've been playing Monster Hunter literally all day. Someone hide my controller from me.

We have Cyndaquil at home.

Hunters! Lead the expedition to the Forbidden Lands in one more day.

Your story begins soon. #MHWilds

Pokemon Z-A looks like Xenoblade and that makes me very moist.

"Don't worry, your nudes are tasteful"
"They aren't meant to be."