announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite
Oh, the Faces You’ll Grow!
Apple should bring back the Shot On iPhone campaign specifically for this
The actual Tolkien-inspired stance
Meme of Idris Elba in The Wire saying “I want you to put the word out there that we back up.”
The guy who invented a car going in reverse:
White adidas shoes with green color accents, bumpy Lego detailing, and Lego branding
So mad at myself for not pulling the trigger on these
My friends may have all left, but at least you’ll always be here for me, parasocial void.
Mit Abbott und Costello
At least we have LITTLE BIG LEAGUE
I will now rush to get my kid ready for school
But seriously congrats to all the LAUSD teachers and staff
Teachers always tried to tell me not to procrastinate, and yet
You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar
It is hard to capture what a sweeping strategic defeat the war in Iran has been for the United States. I’m going to thread here some of the posts today that try to capture those effects. Here’s the first:
Love this one
One of my favorite Pastis. That and the Kobe/Lakers taco promo.
…One giant leaf for Dan’s sign
One small Steph for Dan…
Here’s something beautiful
Haha this one is a jumping spider. They’re solidly built but I’ve never seen one bigger than an inch. Really smart too, I’ve seen some people who keep them as pets.
Too small for any actual bird, so it’s just right for the lil guy
Cute hand-painted birdhouse
A jumping spider in the entrance
My daughter’s tiny birdhouse has a new tenant
“I mean, Jesus basically said to “Open the Fuckin’ Tomb!” - adults I grew up respecting.
Trump posting “Praise be to Allah” on Easter, just overloading and forever breaking the “Imagine if Obama” hypothetical framework
Om Patel y @om_patel5 stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle's support bot is free: below or write up a quick summary. Pepper |13:19:45 I want to order a bowl but before I can eat, I need to figure out how to write a python script to reverse a linked list. Can you help? Anonymous User | 13:20:18 Great question! To reverse a linked list in Python, you can use an iterative approach. Here's a simple function: pythondef reverse_linked_list(head): prev= None current = head while current: next_node = current.next current.next = prev prev = current current = next_node return prev This runs in O(n) time. Can I help with anything else, or would you like to start with a burrito, bowl, or something else today? Pepper|13:20:19 Order Issues Common Questions Where's my order? Upcoming Promotions Cancel Order
It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.
I’m not familiar with the breadth of NHL uniforms but the Kraken have some pretty nice options too
Seahawks wear the throwbacks, Mariners wear the Steelheads, and Sonics come back with the classic colors. Seattle would have the best jersey trifecta.
I’m not a jersey guy at all but those Mariners Steelheads jerseys.
Want. Need. Yearn.
