You're looking at velvet malachite, Cu2CO3(OH)2.

A few warnings:
Please resist the urge to touch it to feel how soft it is.
Absolutely /do not/ lick it.
Keep far away from any Supermen.
If a wingéd creature emerges, do not agree to any pacts.

Let's talk about the science here.

I thought OMG HIS DICK IS HANGING OUT.

And then I remembered my dick was hanging out. It just wasn’t hanging out of anything except my body. In a day of unshocking nudity, a dick hanging out of someone’s fly* still has the ability to shock.

^when not using a urinal

It was the first time I went to the clothing-optional hot springs, toward the end of the day. I was in a hot tub gazing at nothing. A guy was getting dressed in my field of vision. He pulled up his boxers in such a way that his penis stuck out of the fly.

@knvllngr.blackskycomra.de anyone who likes my nads gets a follow back

Bodies are absurd, and our ideas and feelings about them doubly so

It is both sexual and non-sexual

White bearded white man wearing boxer shorts. His genitals are sticking out through the fly.

Is this somehow worse than being completely nude?

Oh hey Andrew huang

Don’t get me started on punctuation

when someone's biography is like (145 BC – ?) I like to assume they're still out there somewhere, posting to this day

When I was in 2nd and 3rd grades I had pb sandwiches for lunch these days and had behavior problems and meltdowns. When I started 4th grade I decided I was too mature for pb and I wanted lunch meat. My behavior was better, which I attributed to my newfound maturity.

Until I had peanut butter again.

I won’t.

This guy should be in an ad for Kindles

my boobs are pretty nice, i think

I’ve been making GIFs and this would be a great one

I agree

I think this was a pretty good job of lining myself up without marks or editing after the fact

The video I’m recruiting volunteers for will be like this but with multiple people in multiple states shuffled together.

You are amazing

Truther Vandross

You’re right, pickles are a good value

Sequence edit

Nude white bearded white man standing in front of a wall. He has dropped a pair of boxer shorts that are in the air on the way down

I love this capture

Like a young Kirk Douglas

The future of making sure you don’t leave this guy alone with your drink

*caveman discovers weed*
*caveman invents fire*
*stone age begins*

Good thing they recorded it

Hey!

You shouldn’t destroy a piano. But if you do, you have to record it.