I'm not sick but I'm not well//

No way I could ever look so cool.

Fuckin winged me. Hard sandy.

Gahhh fuck.

You.... you motherfucker.

Just fixed one small thing.

FUCK THE POLICE.

Rake the leaves off your front porch with a machine blowtorch//

I turn 40 this year.

1986 motherfuckers, how are we alive.

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

If you ever need anything please don't//Hesitate to ask someone else first

In Utero, as loud as possible, to wake up.

I came here to do my own shit//

I'm gonna get drunk and high all fucking day tomorrow and then watch The Big Lebowski at my local theater.

Been rough and particularly hopeless lately.

But.

Can't be worried about that shit, man.

One more day to complete my service//One more high to decay my nervous

me, watching my favourite team play my favourite sport

Aunt May and Mary Jane that I was hitting on//To make me try and forget that there was something wrong

Doug Ford is a criminal.

As we all know.

I have very bad posture//

It's so relieving to know that you're leaving//As soon as you get paid

All cops need their eyes shot out with Less Than Lethals.

Drippy don't drip blood? Or he do?

KEEP THE BITTERNESS CLOSE TO THE HEART//

Who said dont look back? Don't believe 'em//

Go for that crazy sounding restaurant//Cause they're gonna try to get behind you

Don't you let em do it//You know what I'm talking about?

You hear me talking//YOU HEAR ME TALKIN'

"I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fishsticks in shit."

- Mitch Hedberg and me to the dental hygienist

At a dank pit next to the dentist that I went to for the first time since I decided I didn't care about my health.

It's full.

The drunks are alright.

I'm.... still here. Generally. And, im staying in the pit.

Color portrait of Jackie Robinson in his right-handed batting stance. (National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum)

Jackie Robinson’s pioneering legacy still resonates throughout the world today.

On the 79th anniversary of his Brooklyn Dodgers debut, we celebrate a Hall of Fame hero whose character and courage inspired generations of athletes to play ball.

TNG "Force of Nature"; an #iconic shot on a dimly lit bridge, with Data at ops, Worf at tactical, and Picard and Riker, all being pushed back by some kind of uncontrolled G-force

Amazes me//The will of instinct

baseball's got me like

Deleting every single person from your phone and having no one to drunk dial.

I am become my future.

I am (finally) death.