couple who’s into sounding gets a husband stitch on their penis holes

hehe thanks!!!!

oh yeah i’m fine it’s all surface shit!! just looks crazy lmao

i was hiking yesterday and slipped down some mud 😔 i was shredded up lmao

my cool wound

what her fucking problem

just smoked the shit that got me watching hour and a half long anti-transhumanism lectures

do i look like jesus cowboy eminem (in color)

*conjures up a curious image in my mind* hmmm no i don’t like that one

why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck

i’m much much more talkative since transitioning. i can’t shut myself up sometimes. it turns out the only thing fettering my otherwise unfettered ADHD was a wall of dysphoria

never tried tweeting this before: i felt ugly as fuck today

HEHEHEHE thank you :))))
i use give or take an entire bottle of conditioner per shower that’s part of it