mining $THDEORE lets pump up my crypto coin. post your wallets in the replies ther will be 1 lucky winner

Selfie of me

Who wants a cameo video? 80 bucks and ill give my fans a cool shout out video! #cameo

not my brother using my most painful and vulnerable moments for likes 😂

dont believe everything you read on wikipedia

the only thing that made filming the squeakquels bearable was seeing that bald bastard david cross being more and more miserable in each one ha ha ha

I need to find the magic portal that will take me back to talking chipmunk world because this place chugs dick

our diehard fans who share with us stories about how our music has positively impacted their lives make me sick

if simon asks if you want to see a drawing he did of the hungry luma from mario galaxy tell him NO

the good news is US will now have three parties to vote for in the 2028 election.the bad news is they are alvin simon and theodore!!

It’s her day :)

There was a cut scene from our third movie that had a crazy golfcart chase, with alvin at the wheel and me working the pedals etc but the stunt chipmunks kept dying

the giant hand boss in smash brothers is scary as hell i cant play this game any more

also im pretty sure his passwords are all still margeboner1

he seriously needs an intervention and a cd rom with an anti-virus program on it.

Simon's account has been compromised and is posting nasty shit. even worse than his simpsons fanart that got him permabanned from deviantart

im in a famous chipmunks band which is cool i guess but i dream of becoming a creative director for big brands and exploring the crossroads of culture and design in advertising

sorry i think they threw it away

I just got back from getting neutered so you know what that means. no more chipmunk dick

I love being the least talented chipmunk and the stupid green one called theodor whos also the fattist of the three.

need to find a hitman who is good at telling chipmunks apart or at least isnt red/green colourblind

grab somebody sexy tell em hey give me everything tonight

I see a lot of green chipmunk fans in the audience tonight... this ones for you!! (starts singing california girls with my brothers alvin and simon)

bullshit

IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!

Me and the 'munks were stuck in a major rut, both creatively and spiritually, until Chat GPT came along and changed everything for us.

Our music is total crap for morons. And they lap it up!

Off in my limousine to Hollywood we're filming a scene for my spin off Theodore movie where I'm the star my life is freakin sweet

simon is such a baby he just said he's "scared of x-men" me and alvin are going to dress up as wolverine and chase him around

this ai shit is going to make us rich. and it is going to make us relevant again

the robot im working on has an AI voice changer that makes our voices go higher. and the higher our voices are the more our fans love us!!!!!!!!