Hbd Larry’s gf

@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team THERES NOTHING MORE INCAN DONIVE DONE AGE VERIFICATION COUNTLESS TIMES PLEQSE HELP MEEEE

from the makers of pee: poop

in what has turned out to be an excellent prank by 2009 jon, i just got a notification from google calendar that i have "penis surgery" scheduled for today. in the year 2026

This is what I mean

animals can change the world

#imback

When you find out the cake ISNT a lie 🤯😦😧😧😧🎂🍰 #THEjokinggamer

Yeah

"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny."
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad

2025 - the year of not taking a shit. i will do my best.

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

Im listening to funny football Detroit hip hop

They call me Sir Goony Golf

i used to get on "vr chat" bc i found an extremely realistic kevin smith model and i liked to just go stand there while the guys tried to flirt with cat girls. i did this for many hours

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GNX feels similar to Mr Morales to me, in that Kendrick has entered a phase of his career where he does less editing, and his LPs feel more stream-of consciousness with a TON of lyrics to consider and [the exhaust from my car has filled the garage] while he is less pop-oriented, he has invented a ne

teepee view 2, indian trading post, route 9, lake george, new york, 1983

teepee view 2, indian trading post, route 9, lake george, new york, 1983

gotta start posting more clips from my stream. yesterday on geoguessr i thought i saw a sign for a guy named Bart Dentist.

i don't believe in blocking people with different views. i think that everybody should listen to everybody else all of the time. i believe that everyone should quit their jobs and stop sleeping so that they can read all of the posts and consider all of the perspectives

the reality of things right now is that the institutions which are meant to protect us are doing nothing, while a group called something like "Da Cum Goblinz" raises eye watering amounts of money for direct action

Goo Aid is live all day with my friends playing Mario Party until they are no longer having fun tiltify.com/@pizza_suple...

trying to have empathy for my dog, who was so invested in eating his own poop in the snowy yard that his legs froze up and i had to carry him inside, by imagining how awesome it would be to eat a cold piece of poop. and its not working that good

what happened

tom walker dressed as sonic the hedgehog with a twitch chat message screencapped below it that simply reads THIS GUY SUCKS

new stream highlight edit. it's fucked but one day there were guys working in my place so i booked a "streaming pod" and put what i did to a vote. i ended up doing an "NPC stream" at e-sports venue Fortress. one of the most humiliating days of my life
youtu.be/2oYy2IMy-UY?...

2022: Sir, this is a wendy's

2023: Xir, this is a themby's.

Plus, now the Frosty is gay. See where this is all headed??? God I'm fucking hungry!! FUck!!

We have to be respectful of Mitch McConnell’s health issues and not do things like leave him in a private karaoke room and tell him he’s on a spaceship