It's so hard because all of these women objectively suck, yet how come Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth have jobs?

Two Corinthians!

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

In Our Glorious AI Future, There Will Be No Such Thing as Money (For You) “In the future, there is such a thing as money. But there’s no such thing as your money. All the money is our money.”

"In the future, there is such a thing as money. But there’s no such thing as your money. All the money is our money."

It's got nothing to do with the movie, but there's a North American tour coming and it's currently running in New York and London and it's the best thing I've ever seen. 5 actors play 87 roles, WELL

Normal Catholic here, it is not.

Operation Mincemeat

The part I remember is to do with his friend succeeding in hooking up with the hot diner waiter in the supply closet, which, kudos.

Saying "Harvard is biased" is like saying "The food at [posh restaurant ] is poisoned". Maybe it is, I don't know. Seems unlikely, but no one I know eats there.

I'm from Elise Stefanik's district. The year I graduated, my high school sent one person to Cornell and 0 people to any other Ivies. This is not an issue people care about in the district, and it's an issue she would spend 0 time on if she cared about representing it.

AND THEN TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIGHT!!

Iris Long, Scientific Mentor to AIDS Activists, Dies at 92

It’s hard to express how important Iris was to ACT UP’s scientific development. She was the catalyst who started it all. Iris Long, Scientific Mentor to AIDS Activists, Dies at 92 www.nytimes.com/2026/04/17/h...

My friend did his senior thesis on New Jersey diner culture and I'm sure he regrets nothing

Well of course the small people were ahead of me and tried to get the duo to learn a new song!

The College Affordability Crisis is Real, but the Media is Looking at the Wrong Schools Sturges Hall (Photo by Keith Walters ’11) Opinion By Costas Solomou, Vice President, Enrollment Management Published by the Office of Enrollment Management When Yale University released its Committee ...

"the colleges that dominate the headlines are not the colleges that most Americans attend

their core mission: to serve students from all backgrounds, at a price families can actually afford, prepare graduates for real careers and meaningful lives."

www.geneseo.edu/enrollment-m...

No one respects front end but an advantage is you don't have to take people through multiple Argo CD screens

brb speed running my phone with this conversation over to DevOps engineer husband who recently collapsed into a chair and confessed he "Doesn't really care" about networking

Is there any history about whether J Edgar Hoover had good taste in dresses?

Not so drunk he teleported to a Waffle House.

I just want to complain that in my family of origin I was the only one who wasn't outdoorsy. I got married and had children. Now I'm the only one in my family who isn't Big Excited about buildings.

A Well-Aimed Potato: The Klan, Notre Dame, and Today | dansinker.com

With the Trump administration switching into anti-Catholic overdrive this week, I wrote about a time a hundred years ago when Catholic students from Notre Dame beat the shit out of the Klan. A feel good story for the ages. dansinker.com/posts/2026-0...

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

Maybe ask Claude.

Newly unsealed records reveal Amazon’s price-fixing tactics, California attorney general claims Exclusive: A trove of previously redacted documents was filed as part of the tech giant’s anti-trust battle with the sta

In a major state antitrust investigation, California's Attorney General has unsealed hundreds of records revealing that Amazon illegally pressures its marketplace sellers to engage in price-fixing.

While Trump's DOJ lets corporate lawbreakers off the hook, states are still holding them accountable.

As a Catholic, I’ve struggled with the church - but I applaud the pope’s call for peace | Margaret Sullivan These days, I’m feeling more aligned with Catholicism than I have since my first communion. I’m not alone in that

"These days, I’m feeling more aligned with Catholicism than I have since my first communion. I’m not alone in that," writes @sulliview.bsky.social.

Someone is wrong on the internet!

", in the hopes that you would lose yourself in long, pointless arguments."

"Facebook experienced sustained, meteoric growth by letting people connect with their friends, but Zuckerberg quickly came to understand that his path to revenue maximization ran through nonconsensually cramming strangers' posts into your eyeballs"... pluralistic.net/2026/04/17/f...

Dril is funny!

This is great because I was not feeling dystopian enough