It's hard not to laugh at a horror audio book I'm listening to when the villains are.... Taxidermy squirrels dress as jesus 😂

Find a friend who will help you create your idea for “The Lionel Blair Witch project”

@inq800.bsky.social

Discovered today that I can add MRI scanners together with barbers chairs and dentist chairs as items I can happily fall asleep in

Does anyone else work for a business where you have to go into the director's office to check they ain't dead because they've been suspiciously quiet, or is thst just me?

Getting recommended thirst traps more than normal and I'm sat here just thinking "I wouldn't have gone with that colour in the bathroom"

Shout out to the bus driver who seems to know I'm late and is treating speed bumps as take off ramps!

I just got a targeted ad for marigolds 😭🤐

Apparently #tongueouttuesday is a thing

There was a time I wanted / got the latest gadget at Xmas...

Today I got 3 tiny wicket baskets that fit perfectly in the mini cupboard which means its finally organised.

I've never been happier with a gift 😂

Just yawned and made a noise like I was connecting to the Internet in the 90s 👀

Such drama queens whilst they do too

Every plant help page is just clickbaiting me...

"this could be due to it being too hot or too cold, too much watering or not enough watering, too much direct sunlight or not enough direct sunlight..."

No wonder I kill em.

How on earth in 2025 are faith schools still allowed? 🤯

Yay! I get to swim to work

I'd love a job where my shits were extended

Dream update:

Leaking captain picard's fake trade deal for China and convincing sky news it was real so they'd broadcast it 🤔

One of those 'I started so I'm going to finish it' ones. Very happy with how it came out!

Dream update:

Drugs smuggling with Sarah Michelle gellar, with the cunning use of sewing pockets shut once they were full 👀

First day in Peru and waking to bird song you've never heard before 🥰

Saw someone smoking a cig in their car. With the windows up 🤢

Just dreamt I was being chased by Bill Murray and rebel Wilson on skateboards 👀

If you fold you pants and socks, we cannot be friends 👀

Like jesus, I'm judging you

What about herbs and spices? Threw some out last month that were from 2022 👀

Alien the musical and aliens with the muppets. Someone make these happen.

Lovely meal out tonight. Cocktail was particularly good. Nothing from the menu - just given them 3 words and they'll make something unique to match.

Spiced rum and banana was delicious

Made a friend

Q

Bad knee, bad ankle, bad heels, constant aches and a broken bum....

Want to go skiing? Yeah sure! 🫢

The things I saw going on in the lord Roberts toilets this pride was an experience 👀🫣