🤣🤣🤣 what?

If yo panties cover yo whole ass go ahead & delete me now Hattie Mae👵🏾

No i dont cheat....i outsource intimacy 🤷🏾

Being single takes away the adrenaline rush and the fun aspect 😩

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Even as a joke.

no.

Just stay single and be a whore!

Its free and fun

If you want your boyfriend to act right you gotta cheat on him & get caught 🤷🏾🤷🏾

Stop cheating and get married and have an affair like a real adult 😁

Or at the very least, put a warranty on it

So ladies… If you wanna raise the value of your pussy? You gotta up your pitch. Add features. Add rarity. Offer limited-time exclusives.

Why put time into one risky, high-maintenance flip… when you can make ten fast ones off the clearance rack?

And to all the ladies wondering why dudes not investing long-term anymore — that’s because the return on investment ain’t ROI’ing.

Ladies be like, I’m a Big Mac!’ Nah, girl — you a McChicken with extra mayo. My guy just customized a McDouble with Big Mac sauce and got the same experience — for half the price

Used to be: candlelight, reservations, silk sheets. Now? It’s ‘pull up, it’s unlocked’ with a Capri Sun and a crusty air mattress

Now we got McDouble drive-thru pussy out here competing with what used to be filet mignon and champagne coochie. Dollar menu vibes. No branding. No exclusivity. No nutritional value

Too many unqualified investors flooded the market. Pussy went public — but it wasn’t ready for IPO

Supply and demand 🤷🏾

So what happened??

What caused the crash?

In the 90s? Bruh, pussy was going for $4.89 a gallon. It was the original gas. Rappers were investing. Pimp culture was thriving. Pussy was like stock in Apple before the iPhone.

After that? Pussy went global. Women figured out the value of that kitty. Maids seduced kings. Slaves finessed freedom. Marilyn Monroe was out here smashing presidents.

And Adam looked at Eve like… ‘👀 Damn, shorty kinda thick for a rib.’ Eve pulled up with that hairy lil' bush and said, ‘You wanna see my garden?’ Adam said, ‘Bet. I brought a stick.’ And boom! That’s when pussy first hit the market

Let’s go back to the Garden of Eden. Y’all thought Eve bit the apple? Naw. Adam bit the cat. That’s what started sin. God told Adam, ‘You can have anything you want, just don’t touch that forbidden fruit over there!

Yeah, bruh. The PUSSY MARKET. Once the most powerful, untouchable asset known to mankind — now? It’s lookin’ like Blockbuster in 2011.

The Pussy Exchange

We are currently in a financial crisis. The dollar’s weak. Inflation’s high. People talking about switching currencies, buying gold, getting into AI coins… but while y’all worried about the economy — I'm here to talk about the OTHER market that’s quietly collapsed behind the scenes:

BREAKING NEWS, FELLAS — the Pussy Stock Market… has officially CRASHED. I'm talkin’ all-time lows. Worse than crypto. Worse than FTX. Pussy used to be a blue-chip investment — now it's straight-up Penny Stock status. Junk bonds. Expired coupons. Dollar menu value box.

Main reason I like women with kids is cause it’s proof of gender🥴

I hate when women answer questions I didn't ask. Why are u telling me u have a bf/husband if I ask u about going on date 😒

🤷🏾🤷🏾🤷🏾🤣🤣🤣 gotta make it sound good

Wait 🤣🤣🤣

Im not a cheater, Im just outsourcing intimacy 🤷🏾