Hall of Fame shit

it occurs to me that the trajectory of the modern GOP is precisely the unmoderated forum trajectory. First you get the pedantic sea lions, then the trolls, all the women leave, then the people who are too fucked up to be trollable show up, and finally you're left with just nazis

In this house we know who the real villain of US history is.

"Expand public transit and make it free? And who's gonna pay for that?"

Me you fucking goofy bastard. I pay taxes. give me healthcare instead of buying another 700,000 tear gas canisters for the police to spray on my friends.

a tweet from @catchaspark_: i love ishmael "merman hellville" fakename. love a narrator who opens his book like "hi. i hate working. do you ever get depressed? i'm in a great mood right now and it is NOT a manic state. anyway, i've googled 10,000 whale facts. fact one: the whale is a horse and he loves me"

Had to go and find my favorite Moby Dick tweet for you

imo target being pro or not pro queer was never symbolic of target loving or accepting us (target is a soulless corporate entity, it cannot love or accept), it was just a weathervane, and it's okay to be happy when the vane implies fair weather, and anxious when it doesn't

screencap of a Signal message: “I think it's unfair to judge people on their appearance (people underestimate me because I'm gorgeous!!) but man, Trump's lawyer Emil Bove looks like someone who catches children in a net for fun”

a photo of Trump’s lawyer Emil Bove standing outside the courtroom glowering straight at a press photographer’s camera

my friend Evan is not on bluesky so don’t tell him I took the college housemates group chat public but god this made me laugh

Captain Picard announcing "I am about to disobey our orders. Any who wish to object should do so now." Data responds "Sir, to Hell with our orders." third panel is an unnamed crewman saying "I liked the orders? But I'm not gonna contradict the captain and his robot son? It's literally my first day"

In case you missed it in the obituary: In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to the Classical Theatre of Harlem, where Braugher served on the board.

cthnyc.kindful.com/campaigns/10....

Oil painting of a shorthaired grey tabby cat blissfully asleep in a white girl's lap. It is nestled into the fold of her light blue skirt and has its paws draped through her hand and over her forearm.

Closeup of the kitty in Renoir's Sleeping Girl with a Cat. 1880. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pi...

I read like half a chapter of it out of morbid curiosity and that was the exact vibe

May I suggest that Arcadia is the greatest play written in the English language in the last 150 years or so at least?

I've missed these important updates from you

a tuxedo cat on a gray chair. she is on her back looking at the camera with her stomach exposed and her paws curled.

a tortoiseshell cat stretched out on her back on a gray couch. one paw is curled while the other is slightly blurry as it reaches for the photographer.

I feel bad having no posts so here are my cats