When will we see the first “MANGIONE” knuckle tattoos?

This year alone there have been 55 school shooting deaths and there's been more institutional outrage over 1 healthcare CEO.

There’s more cocaine in this picture than there is in most counties in the United States.

He’s about a lunchtime bump away from a toboggan and ski-goggles.

FFS, Teams…

When I type “:P“ I mean “:P“.

I do not mean “😜”.

Is there an account I can follow that will catch me up on the Bluesky asshole of the week?

Having a centralized, easy to access source for this information strikes me as much less effort than repeated dives into Lake Chucklefuck to see what all the fuss is about.

I’ll admit I was indulging in any number of espionage fantasies, and as such it was disappointing to see him get narc’d in a chain restaurant by someone making maybe a shade more than minimum wage. So much for class solidarity.

Oh well, we’ll always have Syria.

The fundamental structure of the world and everything in it was fantastic, but FFS at some point… STATISTICALLY… something has -got- to go your way.

Even I am not that cynical.

AH-OOOOOOO WEREWOLVES IN THE QT BATHROOM…

DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUN-TA-DUN-DUN…

What I didn’t like about this one is that literally everything went wrong. Every time the protagonists might have gotten lucky it blew up in their face not only in a bad way, but the -worst possible- way.

“Facilites around here are members-only, you trash. Blame Canada somewhere else.”

-Love, Ontario

Now that I know this exists it seems like a real shame that “Up In Here” by DMX already has a video.

Oh I bet that’s exactly how he smiles at the person he’s just roofied when he pauses to say “gosh, are you *feeling* alright?”

There is a high probability that you’ll read about him in Time Magazine.

Think to ask him if he’d recently shot a rich guy in Manhattan?

Between the heaving, I mean.

We should call a conclave and inform everyone that they’re to start calling it “Twanker.”

That’s the kind of luxury money just can’t buy.

I mean half the appeal of urban dining is being able to stare and point at the people walking by on the street without them being able to do the same, is it not?

Check your shoes for mice.

It continues to surprise me how few people realize that their employer doesn’t have someone jump you in the in the parking lot and steal your kidneys because it would be difficult to make money that way, and no other reason.

That’s the $64,000 question…

Imma be real with you my man. Anyone who drops thirty racks on blowjob-themed internet banana dollars then wants to be surprised when they get cleaned out has it coming.

Someone pay that chump a living wage and keep his ass away from the scissors.

So I’m guessing it would be the skipper playing? Being able to steer the game *and* the ship seems immediately intriguing.

I think you got it in one.

Recall UHC used an AI chatbot to reject something like 90% of the claims they received, and did so knowing that the thing was wrong (a lot) more than half the time.

This organization understands that most people don’t argue if you sound official enough.

I will admit that I don’t use the pre-constructed screening lists because I enjoy the little self-righteous rush I get from manually blocking a particular guy.

Yeah. That one.

Him right there.

Fuck that dude.

I might see you in hell but I’ll never see you on Bluesky again.

Clown.

Funny that an industry that’s built on telling lies to the end of keeping their customers’ money has decided that some electronic pinky-swear is going to keep their executives from getting bushwhacked.

Anyone else think the United shooter was a pro?

You mean you -didn’t- actually hook up with Lars Ulrich??

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

So D34th 1n Jun3’s making the rounds again?

Ugh. Yeah I hate it when shit like that happens.

In the inevitable soul-searching following 11/5, it’s likely worth tabling the concept that trying to sway a majority of USians with compassion is a waste of time.

Instead talk about how your wages will go up (which is true) because most people are probably too overwhelmed to be helpful.