Exploring the details of acquiring a Carte de Séjour for no particular reason.

The image presents a collage of nine different photographs of golden retriever dogs, arranged in a 3x3 grid. Below the grid, the word "cancer" is written in bold, underlined letters, followed by the phrase "GOLDEN RETRIEVER - nurturing, intuitive, best friend material". The top-left photo shows two golden retrievers outside, one standing and looking to the side, and the other slightly behind. The top-center image captures a golden retriever being held, facing forward, with a black collar around its neck. The top-right photo shows a golden retriever with its tongue out, wearing a yellow visor-like hat. The middle-left photo features a golden retriever sitting inside a car, wearing a black baseball cap. The middle-center image shows a golden retriever looking up at the camera, with a yellow flower on its forehead. The middle-right image captures a golden retriever sitting in a grassy area, with trees in the background. The bottom-left photo shows a golden retriever standing on a sandy beach, with the ocean in the background. The bottom-center image captures a close-up of a golden retriever with its tongue out, appearing to be smiling. The bottom-right image shows a golden retriever holding a bouquet of flowers in its mouth, with a blurred background. The lighting in each photo varies, with some images appearing brighter and more saturated than others, contributing to the overall cheerful and heartwarming aesthetic of the collage.

I've been called worse.

In the 90s there were buses full of folks going to Quebec to fight separatism. We could use that kind of help around here right about now.

This is probably the most corrupt government in the history of our confederation. And we've had some doozies.

Even as UCP policies go this one is especially stupid.

Well, this was on set for a film where I merely played a doctor, so:
1. I wan't in character so this isn't my serious, concerned face
2. We were all having a great fucking time.

We were in Vancouver to visit Jen's dad & brother, and do some tasks for them. They live in a beautiful neighbourhood on the site of the old Carling O'Keefe brewery in Kitsilano. I took some beautiful night time photos while walking the dog. More pedestrian friendly 'hoods like this please.

Post a picture of yourself as a doctor.

(btw if any casting directors for The Pitt or Scrubs are seeing this, I'm available)

Update. Crushed those tacos and I'm happy.

Today's Al-Bum Cover is Blind Melon's debut album, and a maternity shoot to boot. The Al-Bum Covers series puts regular folks in front of the camera wearing their favourite records as light. I project the album artwork onto their naked bodies and make an artsy al-bum cover of the two combined

I'm currently in meetings. I don't want to subject my co-workers to that image.

The worst part about having taco leftovers for lunch is having to wait until lunch to eat them.

A black and white photograph depicts a woman seated indoors, looking towards a window. She is sitting on a wooden chair with her hands resting on the seat. She wears a dark blazer and dark pants. Her dark hair is styled with bangs. The room is illuminated by natural light streaming through the window, creating soft shadows. The window reveals a view of bare tree branches against a bright sky. The floor is made of wooden planks. In the background, there is a shelf with various items and a cabinet. A table is visible to the right. The overall atmosphere is calm and contemplative. The woman's gaze is directed outside, suggesting a moment of reflection or observation. The contrast between light and shadow adds depth to the image, emphasizing the textures and shapes within the room. The monochrome palette contributes to the timeless quality of the photograph, enhancing its artistic appeal. The scene appears to be set in a domestic environment, possibly a living room or study. The absence of color draws attention to the composition, the interplay of light, and the subject's expression.

A black and white photograph captures a woman sitting in a chair in what appears to be a room with hardwood floors and minimal decor. The woman is dressed in a dark suit and sits with one leg extended, her bare foot visible, while the other leg is bent at the knee. She is leaning back in the chair, with one arm resting on the armrest and the other draped across her lap. The woman's hair is dark and short, and she is looking towards the camera with a neutral expression. A window is visible to the left of the chair, providing natural light that illuminates the scene. The room contains a bookshelf filled with various objects, a dark cabinet, and a table with a blurred object partially visible in the background. The atmosphere of the photograph is relaxed and casual, with a focus on the woman and her pose. The monochrome palette emphasizes the textures and shapes within the room, creating a sense of timelessness and simplicity. The light streaming in from the window casts soft shadows across the floor and furniture, adding depth to the composition. The wooden floorboards run horizontally across the frame, leading the eye towards the subject. The composition is well-balanced, with the woman positioned slightly off-center to create visual interest. The bare foot resting on the floor adds a touch of informality to the otherwise formal attire. The scene evokes a sense of intimacy and quiet contemplation.

A black and white photograph features a woman sitting in a chair indoors. The woman has dark hair and is wearing a dark blazer and pants. She is sitting barefoot in the chair, her hands resting on the armrests. Her gaze is directed towards the camera. A window is to the left of the image, offering a view of bare tree branches. The floor is made of wooden planks. Behind the woman, there are shelves filled with various objects, adding depth to the setting. The lighting is soft, creating a muted and introspective atmosphere. The photograph exudes a sense of calm and stillness. The woman's attire suggests a formal or professional setting, contrasted by her bare feet, adding an element of informality and relaxation. The composition centers the woman, drawing attention to her expression and posture. The dark clothing stands out against the lighter background. The overall mood is contemplative and serene, with a touch of vulnerability conveyed by the barefootedness.

A black and white portrait depicts a middle-aged woman with dark hair and bangs, gazing directly at the camera with a slight smile. The lighting highlights the contours of her face and neck, casting shadows that emphasize her features. She wears a dark jacket over a patterned top, the fabric appearing textured. Behind her, slightly out of focus, are two framed pictures on the wall and a lamp that is illuminating the scene with a bright light. A portion of a dark object, possibly furniture, is visible to the left of the woman, adding depth to the composition. The overall mood is intimate and contemplative, with the monochrome palette contributing to a timeless feel.

Today we've got the incredible Micha shot on Ilford HP5 120 film for #MonochromeMonday. I just love the casual haughtiness she's giving in these photos.
I also love the combo of sharpness and softness my tank of a Mamiya RB67 gives me with its 65mm lens.

Wow, the author of this piece did not think much of actors.

As a former chef, here is a question that has vexed me for years. Chefs season the fuck out of everything that leaves their kitchen, except for eggs. Doesn't matter if I'm in a fancy brunch spot or a greasy spoon, my eggs almost always come out naked. Why?

Yes! Many thank to @feistywaters.com for snapping it when we were visiting her dad.

This whole fucking thing sure feels like a violation of my Charter rights. ACAB as always.

Back on my bullshit.

I solved today's Taproot Mini in 1:03! crosshare.org/crosswords/R...

In a warmly lit room, a man sits in an armchair with a dog resting its head on his shoulder. The man, who has a mustache and a bald head, wears a light gray long-sleeved shirt and khaki pants. He is positioned in the chair with his left arm resting on the armrest. The dog, a brindle-colored breed, is nestled close to him. The armchair is an older model with dark green leather and a wooden base. Behind the man, a window with white blinds allows natural light to fill the room. The blinds are partially open, revealing trees outside. The overall atmosphere is calm and intimate, capturing a moment of companionship. The floor is carpeted and the room seems to be cozy and lived-in. The man appears relaxed and comfortable with the dog resting on him. The lighting is soft and diffused, contributing to the tranquil mood of the scene. The dog is wearing a green sweater or bandana. There is a white towel draped over the back of the chair.

Daily Dolly (and Jeff)

[Each morning before dawn,] Each morning before dawn, a woodpecker and a scold of jays fight over the feeder,

Poetry can save your life.

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We've almost got Dolly baths down to a science. The drying off period is still a work in progress tho.

Bet the Cubs to win it all in 7!

Well fuck that building then!

I used to live just around the corner on Burnaby.

Anyway...I'm glad you caught that thief Javert!

I think my favourite sub-genre of defector writing is when they have beef with each other about very unimportant, but crucial to happy living, topics like this.

You buried the lede here pal...they still MAKE desktop computers?

You probably don't have the option of "if you see someone stealing, no you didn't" do you?