Phew, I sure picked a good time to have an electric car for three years

That's a dumb thing to say and I think you know that

A film about him and his disability was nominated, he had every right to be there

Benjamin Butt Man

I don't hate Benson Boone, I like the glittery little Mormon boy who does all the backflips

Random grievance airing but why the hell did my parents take me to see Gangs of New York in theaters? I was twelve, that shit was horrifying!

Holding my baby's hand and looking him in the eye "you can do it, baby, I believe in you, you can poop your pants"

There was this other one where this teen pastor was like curing people with his chlamydia hands or something

I like how couches have just become beds now, more couch beds!

And this other one with these young lovers who had ran away from their families to be together because racism only to find out they were actually siblings

There was this other one where this guy was having seizures in his balls but he didn't know it so he kept trying to get his teenage son to mercy kill him

And also there was this weird subplot where she was blackmailing her dad into letting her do whatever she wanted because she had tricked him into sleeping with her because I guess being intersex makes you into a super hot sociopath or something

People give modern hospital shows like the Good Doctor a hard time, but the truth is they were always unhinged. I was just remembering this episode of House with this teen model who was apparently so hot because she was intersex so she had a ton of estrogen

Trump keeps trying to riff on Marjorie Taylor Greene's last name when Marjorie Failure Greene is right there

Now that I have a baby my hobbies are -
Sleeping

Like he still kills things with a sword! He's still a power fantasy!

I find the whole "Aragorn is an example of healthy masculinity" thing to be stupid. Not because I hate Aragorn but because he's a pretty typical example of masculinity in fiction. He's strong and brave and handsome and he loves his friends... sooo, like most leading men in adventures. How subversive

Man, I live on the complete opposite side of the country but I'm getting hyped like I live in NYC

Having a baby is so weird, there's just this guy in my house now? Who lives here?

God babies grow so fast, I have a two month old and I'm like "sunrise, sunset" folding clothes that don't fit him anymore

Despite the fact that we all live in the same house, I keep showing my husband our baby like

Taking care of a baby is both very easy and very hard

Man, Rock Lobster fucking whips

cashier: may I take your order

me: like hell you will get your own

Like "haha, I ran away, now you're not allowed to wake up! Tag, you're asleep!"

What is it about finally getting a baby down for a nap that makes you want to flee from the room?

it sucks how my fridge is full of shit i don't want to eat. what idiot put all this in here

What's Dewgong gong do?